Live Long, and Prosper.

IN MY OPINION,

Young Earth Creationists are the dumbest, most illogical and absurd bigots I've known.

I mean, seriously, with that amount of evidences, they deny facts and believe that the Earth is around 7000 years old!

It's tantamount to saying that pigs REALLY can fly.

YECs derived the age of Earth from their scripture and put loads of faith on it.

Faith, as we know, means "believing without evidence". While some faith aren't as bigoted as others, this particular faith tends to reject any opposing theories or explanations, even if presented with a mountain of evidences and facts.

This makes the YECs rejects science.

So, when you encounter a YEC that rejects science, ask him with such questions:

"You believe that the Earth is only thousands of years old even a multitude of evidences and facts suggested the contrary. What are your reasons behind?"

"Fossils which are dated billions of years old have been discovered by scientists. What is your explanation then, for the fact that several dating methods that subsequently conformed the date of the fossils are way larger than the thousands of years you believe in?"

"On what basis or theory are you to say that the dating techniques used by scientists are wrong?"

"We know that evolution take place for a long time, and we've seen and observed evolution taking place in our world. The overwhelming amount of evidences that supports evolution also suggested that evolution took (and is still taking) place on Earth for billions of years. What is your reason to disbelieve in evolution then?"

"Is it logical for a person to believe in something without any supporting evidence or fact, opposing and neglecting the discoveries made by science, which are backed by facts and evidences, universal agreement in the scientific community, and numerous justifications?"

Certainly, they'll invoke their scripture and god to terminate the question.

In other words, they can't answer the questions.

And the only solution to them is god.

To all of you who don't have experience in such debates/arguments, the solution fills in the gaps left (and created) by science. Ask anyone whether they still believe that rain and thunder are expressions show by god. That gap was filled by science long, long time ago.

P.S: I just watched Star Trek few days ago. Really awesome!

As Though I Had Raped A Baby Child

Hey, interested in buying land for the Selangor state government?
Hey, interested in getting a JPA scholarship?

What do you need to do? First, you need to have lots of money(for the land), and know the right person(for the scholarship).

So what about the money? You see, when you want to buy land for the Selangor state government, you need to go to the PKR headquarters in Selangor you know, every time I go airport I pass by there one la, neh, ya, that big big one, with big big letters. So you want to buy land right? Go PKR headquarters first...AND...Make Donation La! Anything below a certain million ringgit...and you can forget it la. So cool right?

Want to get JPA scholarship? Just know the right person. The coolest part la, is that you're damn rich you know! But then, you're like, what the fuck, my uncle DAI SAI, so I ask him to do some shit for me, get JPA, own all those poor and qualified people la. You know, "I want to prove my self-worth. I got JPA liao people respect me like fucks" sort of shit? Cool huh? These people are the coolest of the coolest, they are rich, they have the right connections, they can even give up a AUD1000 deposit for an apartment they were gonna get cause they were planning to study in Australia. But not anymore! Why? Cause uncle get you the JPA scholarship liao, so fuck the thousand bucks right? Who cares la seriously.

Really, you just want good education, get out of this country, and live a good life. Who the fuck cares about the poor and qualified? This is not 19th century China, this is 21st century Malaysia, all you need is good connections, not diligence and hard work.

In Malaysia, if you don't know any politicians, if you don't have a Datukship, if you are poor and insignificant, you will lick the feet of these political masters. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Ok, unless you're super hot and young, you can be their mistress.

Indoors...And Outdoors...

That day la, got English Literature exam. I look at Section A, pwned. Section B, pwned. Section C, pwned. So what I do for 15 minutes?

This la.

Equivalent Trade, That's Alchemy

Condoms? We totally need them.





To the Christians, I mean to offend. Peace.

Let Us Live Or Die Today

First of all, I was watching this video on youtube. It is the video of the arrests made on(innocent people were arrested as well, not just representatives and activists and demonstrators) that faitful day during the Perak fracas.

Then I read a comment,
MANBOS4873 (6 hours ago)
Mana Abg Ass,, tagkap dia sekali...Punca nya dia ler.. Well done police, Great jobs... tangkap siapa yg cuba tak ikut undang2,, walau pun YB dan ADUn.

So I went out to look at this guy's channel, guess what I saw la!
He subscribes to one dude from France who posts a video of himself doing a magic trick, and on the side, the related videos have something to do with French nudes.
No harm done la, unless he is Muslim, which I cannot prove. So I go look at his friends lor, what I see?

One of his friend, obviously an Opposition hater. No harm done, everyone should have the right to support and not support political parties.

This other friend ler(his only other in fact), Asscrewz also anti-Pakatan Rakyat la, as can be seen by his activities. You see, he posted up a vid which is actually a song by Lady Gaga called Poker Face, if you read the lyrics of that song, the words Vegas and casino is mentioned, funny thing is, from the description of himself, it seems that he worships Allah, the one true God in Islam. So him listening to videos endorsing what we would call, Berjudi, quite hypocritical la, cause haram in Islam mah!

Then from there you can just go see his friends, all also anti-PR one la! That's their choice la, right? Not yours or my fucking business la! Then, suddenly, wtf! He got one friend(we're talking about Asscrewz now) called benciyahudi79 who seriously friggin hates the Jews as you can see from his videos! What happened to that thing going on about Islam being very accommodating to people of other faiths...it is clear in his videos he is quoting the Qur'an, and boy do they hate the Jews.

You can also see that he has a friend called MediaMelayu, who seriously beh tahan PKR la.(again I am referring to Asscrewz)

After going through all this la, is this what they call BN cyber-troopers? I don't know la, maybe I'm just looking too much into things. The only way to find out is have a Chinese hacker from China to confirm all these la.(They're like shit good at hacking, it is rumored that the US government employ them, wtf!)

The funniest thing is, this guy, malaysiajews claims to be a Jew(who is a friend of Asscrewz) has this comment(by someone else and directed towards him, duh!) on his channel :
Hi. I didn't know Jewish Malaysians still exist. As far as I know by 1941, there were only 30 Jews living in Malaysia. Is there any Malaysian Jewish community in Israel?
And why do you have a radical Islamist friend (JihadChannel)?

This retard don't know this guy(malaysianjews) is just trying to be funny, as you can read his description of himself :
Ramai yang tanya "awak ni yahudi ke"..mungkin ya atau tidak.Atuk kepada atuk aku(moyang aku keluarga Kohler dr Germany) asalnya dari portugal (portugis) darah Yahudi.Atuk aku berkahwin ngn nenek aku di Malaysia,So..aku ni ada darah yahudi ke?.Jadi aku ni MELAYU YAHUDI.Anda yang bijak tolong selesaikan masalah aku ni...

aku hanieff, lu jangan cuba-cuba nak rosakkan yahudi di malaysia.
pantang keturunan aku dicabar.Saya pantang dicabar biarpun polis kata jangan..Aku ingatkan lagi sekali, Raja Petra Kamruddin (RPK) tu ayah kandung aku luar nikah.Jangan pandai-pandai cakap mak aku tu perempuan murahan.Mak aku tahap mahal.Pelacur kelas atasan.VIP.Aku tetak dengan parang nanti Beware!
Jangan sangka aku ni rabun tak mampu tetak orang

I don't know what to think of Malaysia anymore! Got all these weird dudes on Youtube!

People Killing People Dying, What Could Be Worst Than Faith Healing?

Have you read this?

I will not condemn this dude. He should be the role model of ALL Christians.
His faith is so strong, he knows there is no way of reconciling religion and science, and he chose a side, that side is called religion.

So if you want to be Christian, please, GO ALL THE WAY.
I mean seriously, What Would Jesus Do?
He would refuse treatment la!
So be Christian, go all the way k? Don't tell me the creation of Earth as told in the bible is a metaphor(for what really?). Don't tell me God killing the nonbelievers is the way to handle society AT THAT TIME. Most importantly, don't CHERRY PICK the bible. Because the bible is the word of God, and a pious Christian would follow it, word for word.

Will you read this?

Nothing much la, just that this girl's parents refuse treatment for her, so she die lor! What kind of future would she have had?(Actually the Christian rebuttal would be, "She is having a great time in heaven!") I leave it to the Christians to speculate la!

I respect the people who set up this site in defense of this girl's parents more than what you would call Moderate Christians. They go all the way. You? You go half way, walk around in circles, take parts you like into your fold and discard the ones you deplore, and until today, you all cannot have a unified view on anything, even when God gave you the bible and sent some dude called Jesus to die for your sins. Losers.

Taken from the site :
They believed that God would heal their daughter as Jesus said, “All things whatsoever ye pray and ask for, believe that ye received (Greek in all manuscripts) them, and ye shall have them.” As with this verse the key to their faith is that we are already healed if we believe it. (1 Pet. 2:24) who his own self bare our sins in his body…by whose stripes ye were healed. Christians around the world and throughout New Testament history have received healing in this way when they held fast their faith, even when they could not get it in any other way.

What say you?

Never Respected The Monarchy, Never Will

Stupid shit ass youtube. Every time I try to watch a video, either it is unavailable in my country or got some sohai copyright issue.

Ma de, Broadcast Yourself? More like Broadcast Nothing.
Now they so fucking poor they resort to putting up these types of ads.
Tulan anot?

STIMULATE FRESH!

Interesting comment on youtube :
lan ciau lu cina..woi cina babi..cina jgn la hina polis mcm 2..gua tau lu suma cina benci sama polis, sama sultan sbb itu org jdpenglang lu mau perintah Perak...Lu jgn main2 apek..

HIDUP POLIS!!!!!!
DAULAT TUANKU SULTAN!!!
KAMI RAKYAT JELATA BERJANJI TAAT SETIA BERSAMA TUANKU!!!

TERIMA KASIH POLIS!!!!

Yes, we all cina sohai.

Third Post In One Day, This Is A Hint La!

Read this. Cannot ah? Aiya, no worries, cause RPK got write on this. So see this instead la.

One point not mentioned in RPK's article I have to paste here la.

"So I have the authority (to hold the proceeding) in accordance to Article 36A (1) (b) of the state constitution."
The entire Article 36A makes no mention of the deputy speaker's powers. Instead, it provides technical details such as the speaker's renumeration and how the speaker can be disqualified if found to have commercial interests.
However, Article 36A (3) reads: "During the absence of the speaker from a sitting of the Legislative Assembly, such members as may be determined by the rules of procedure (Standing Orders) of the assembly, shall act as Speaker."
Hee said that contrary to accusations by Pakatan Rakyat, she had not abused her power by "robbing" Sivakumar of his rights as speaker.
"I don't deny that the speaker (is in charge). But when he cannot administrate the House, I can take over to continue his duties.
"I hope everyone understands. I am fulfilling my duties. I'm not abusing my powers or robbing the speaker of his powers," Hee added.

You see right, until now she don't faham, people elected her because she was in DAP. DAP! My mom call her 汉奸, I quite agree la. But I have to add she also 脑袋空的. Elected representative that don't know the law!

Even Marina Mahatir(daughter of Dr Mahatir) also cannot tahan her la!
Cause you know why? These female Barisan assemblywomen(and so called independent who favours BN) say that physical scuffle tantamount to sexual harrassment wor! I think it's more like they abusing the feminist movement la.

Only Me Left? Why All My Kawan Sudah Lari?

First, read this. Then you go watch this. Some of you noobs maybe don't have malaysiakini account, cause you say you no money, when in reality you are paying RM12 like that for alternative news from the web a month.(RM150 a year) It's like your pocket money is less than RM12 a month. It's like you damn scared to ask your parents to pinjam their credit card for such a useful purpose. It's like you don't bother to look for other alternatives to pay la. It sounds like you damn noob la. Because you are la.

So what I have to do? I have to paste the gist of the story here lor, noob.

Three activists were arrested this morning for attempting to deliver a cake commemorating the 31st birthday of Altantuya Shaariibuu to the Prime Minister’s Office in Putrajaya.
The activists, all from the Solidariti Anak Muda Malaysia (SAMM), were detained at 11.15am by the police near the security booth in front of the building.
About 30 police officers and 10 light strike force personnel were deployed to stop the activists from entering the building.
Those arrested were Sani Md Shah - who was holding a butter cake topped with white icing - Saufi Mihat and Yasir Sheikh Abdul Rahman, both of whom were carrying a ‘Happy Birthday Altantuya’ banner.

See what they do ah? 30 police officers and 10 light strike force personnel. You kidding me? You know what is most worrying to Malaysians ah? Crime rate la! 40 people to pacify these activists?
They even let police look at the cake, no C4 kan?
Look at this guy holding the cake, he look so peaceful.
So when they ask these SOBs la, eh, why tangkap? These SOBs say security reason lor. We need their presence elsewhere la! You know, like my housing area? And your housing area?

So now I show you the activist punya blog la, ok? Here.
You see, the point is not to get immune to the idiocy of the police force, because when you do, you become like any other oppressed people of the world, you know, like my fellow Han Chinese in China. Tiananmen Square Massacre? Ingat tak?

Eh eh, tell you a secret. Shhh...you see this website? 1 million readers in Malaysia leh! Very geng leh! You go try search for this piece of news, can find? Cause I tried so many times cannot lah...maybe I noob at looking, maybe you can help?

Post Scriptum : Eh, this so funny leh! Drama on Altantuya murder! Hahaha!

Hee Haw Hee Whore

First of all, read this piece below, click on the peekture to view actual size. Take some time to read it. Please. Don't be a lazy bum. I purposely scan it so that you all can read.


The writer is Patrick Teoh, he has a blog here.

Now, here are two articles from the web, from The Sun and from Emedia.

Here are some quotes from the newspaper articles :

Rosmah, who was also present at the interview, said she wanted them to lead a normal life, like ordinary people and normal university students.
"There is no special treatment for them overseas. They are just ordinary children and university students. I don't allow them to have special treatment. They still have to go through the normal channels for immigration and they still have to carry their own bags," she said.

"Yes, we do get to be in (selected) places when we travel, see a lot of new places, meeting many important people, which I guess, normal people wouldn't have the chance to do so, but at the same time, we will be subject to pressure in terms of the (certain) responsibilities which normal people wouldn't be subjected to.

Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor said she always made sure that her children led as normal a life as other children and university students.
"I do not give special treatment to my children.
"They have to go through the normal channels at Immigration checks and carry their own bags."

You see, they describe us as normal people, and they have responsibilities that we normal people wouldn't be subjected to, yet they also keep saying they are normal. Which is which?

As Patrick Teoh said, "Don't treat us like idiots can ah?"
Rosmah, please la, stop lying. If Hell exists, I'll see you there k?

I Just Wish They Post Their Thoughts Here More Often...

I'm reading about the Big Bang but I can't even name the planets within the Solar System, that's epic noob-ness. So ya know, to save some face, I use the Internet to get things right la.
So it's simple really,
My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Names
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My M = Mercury
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Very V = Venus
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Easy E = Earth
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Method M = Mars
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Just J = Jupiter
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Speeds S = Saturn
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Up U = Uranus
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Names N = Neptune

Taken from WikiHow...Here
8 planets left, what a pity.

I Travelled To Cambodia To Repent By Looking At Sick Children

Badan Kebajikan Isteri-isteri Wakil Rakyat Selangor (Balkis) was an organization set up by the previous Selangor state government.
Ironically, it was revealed on April 1st that Former Selangor Menteri Besar Dr Mohd Khir Toyo along with his family and other state officials spent almost RM1.6 million on two overseas trips which included a tour of Paris and Orlando Disneyland. Lest we forget, only a year before, Balkis was revealed to have spent RM279,000 on clothes for members and spouses for sporting event. And this is just but two of the revelations! Khir Toyo(l) agreed to an interview by the Star, and this is what he has got to say about the whole issue.

It’s all politically motivated.

Because I am not a Balkis member so how can they can ask me about Balkis issues.

Q: What was the purpose of the Dec 17-24 2007 DisneyWorld, Miami Beach and Honolulu trip?
A: It was a technical visit. It was for investment purposes, river management, canal city and the theme park. We wanted to make a second Klang Valley in Selangor - an RM1bil canal city from Sungai Kuala Langat to Sungai Klang which is about 16km.

Q: Why didn’t (PNSB CEO) Datin Khairiyah (Abu Hassan) say that? When Selcat asked the purpose of trip, she said it was to study the theme park and did not mention river management?
A: She made a mistake.

Q: It cost RM366,000 to send the Recce team ahead and yet they could not organise a meeting with the Disney World Theme Park? Are you saying the PNSB officers are not competent?
A: The Recce team was decided by management not by board.

Q: How come PNSB paid RM110,000 for your presidential suite in Honolulu?
A: I am not sure. It was all organised by them. And I didn’t ask. I didn’t even get to enjoy the suite or the facilities. I just used it for sleeping. I returned from the programme at midnight and by 8am I am up.

Q: You say you are a simple man but people would disagree because you fly first class and stay at expensive presidential suites?
A: You must remember when I was the (PNSB) chairman. I have my entitlement. If I were to reduce my entitlement to what an officer gets then what is the officer going to reduce to? I am the chairman. There is the deputy chairman, board of directors, government officers going along. If I fly business class (not first class), then what happens to my state secretary? He will complain. If I am travelling alone it is easier. But I am travelling with a group of people and if I downgrade myself - it’s a problem for the others.

Q: But PNSB said they paid the flight for your children and maid for the trips?
A: As far as I am concerned I paid for my maid and children. I don’t know why she (Datin Khairiyah) would say they paid. Maybe she is against me.

Q: On that Jogjakarta trip, Malaysia paid RM10,000 to Indonesian dancers to welcome the Malaysian delegation. Isn’t that odd?
A: You shouldn’t ask me. I was there as a guest . I don’t know the details. I am the Mentri Besar and I don’t ask all that. I didn’t know RM10,000 was paid for the welcoming ceremony. All that was decided by management.

Q: KDEB also paid RM17,000 for tickets for Balkis to go to China to buy artificial flowers and caps there when the company has a branch in Kepong. Why waste money when the ordering could have been done in Kepong?
A: I really don’t know. But it must have been approved by the KDEB management. It might be cheaper to fly there and order it from there.

Q: PNSB said they had to give Balkis about RM1mil each year?
A: Yes, that was a decision by PNSB. The 1mil is for charity. Balkis uses the money to help the needy.

Q: But the bosses at PNSB and KDEB said they received many requests from you, verbal instructions to pay for Balkis?
A: No. Can they prove it? Which letters have I signed?

Q: Is your conscience clear?
A: Very clear.

Q: Do you think people will believe you?
A: I think so. I still got the number two spot in the Umno Youth Chief elections. As for the public, when I go around I still draw in crowds. For example when I went to campaign in the Bukit Gantang by-election, so many people came to my ceramah. This happens everywhere I go.

Please read the full interview, it's a must read for all Selangor citizens.
Khir Toyo(l), 大便很香 不会骂粗话(Najis wangi tak tahu cakap kasar), 你们最high class 每天耍浪漫(Engkau sangat high class tiap-tiap hari main romantic). Everyone is out to get you man!

The Girl whom I Love so Much

What are the first organisms on Earth?

Replicators, aren't they?

From so simple chemical molecules, to such complex living things with grandeur...

Evolution. Magical.

Atom which arranges themselves into molecules, which replicates identical chemicals...

Until...

Animals that utilize ultrasound, insects that can see ultraviolet, humans that explores the universe.

What's next?

Biology is unpredictable. The future depends on the future itself.

Looking at the sky at night... we see a black canvas with white dots...

But why is the sky black?

Since the universe is infinite, and there are infinite stars across the whole universe... why is the sky black?

Light energy lessens by a quarter over half the distance travelled, but the volume quadruples with every half more distance seen.

Thus both effects cancels out, and the sky should be as bright as the surface of the sun!

By that time Earth would have evaporated due to high energy.

The darkness of the sky is because we're seeing past the time of big bang. Since universe can't expand faster than the speed of light, and the universe is infinite...

Thus we can see infinite distance at the speed of light,

Which means we can see past big bang.

And that explains the darkness.

For now, I present you...

THE "F" LEAGUE.


Eff.

A Paradigm Shift, For Better Or For Worse

Questions we will have to eventually asks ourselves, as Chinese Malaysians. I shall not be called a Malaysian because such things as Bangsa Malaysia does not exist, and we jolly well should not be kidding ourselves that racial barriers have been dissolved, because it has not, and it's far from happening.

Question 1 : How important is vernacular education to you?

Question 2 : Is it possible to achieve national INTEGRATION and bangsa MALAYSIA if vernacular education still exists?

Question 3 : Would you be willing to give up vernacular education if it is the only way we can achieve what Mahatir and Najib have been advocating(Bangsa Malaysia, 1 Malaysia)?

Question 4 : What does interracial marriage mean to you?

Question 5 : If interracial marriages were the only way to bring this country together, would you partake in it? Or at least show your support?(Religion plays a vital and problematic role in this)

Question 6 : How do you define being 'Chinese'?

Question 7 : Is being 'Chinese' important to you?

Question 8 : How much of 'Chinese-ness' would you be willing to sacrifice for this country, more specifically, national integration?

Question 9 : None of the above might not concern you at all, because some Chinese Malaysians say we can live in a state of tolerance(merely tolerating each other, imagine that!) with other races in this country, is that fine with you?

Question 10 : Many Chinese Malaysians have opted for migration(to escape the prevailing problems in this country), are you planning to migrate?

Question 11 : There are those who can't afford to migrate, what happens then? What happens to them?

These are some questions I can think about, but they basically sum up the grim future that Chinese Malaysians face. Maybe it's not that grim, maybe problems like race will be solved by just leaving it alone. You know, like when free market advocates told us let the market run along by itself, no need for government intervention, but then we had the 2008 Financial Crisis, hm.....(Alan Greenspan's biography seems to have disappeared from the display tables of Borders)

I have no answers to any of the questions myself. I am in a state of limbo and will be remaining there for quite some time.

Sepet is fiction.

And Yet It Moves!

If we reside inside the Milky Way galaxy, how do we know what it looks like?

Here's the dilemma put in more words :
We think of our galaxy as being shaped like a big pinwheel. Yet we’ve never sent a camera outside of our galaxy to get an ‘outside view.’ How do we know our galaxy is shaped that way?
We can’t travel outside the galaxy to take pictures. A space probe moving at near light speed would take thousands of years to get far enough away to take a parting snapshot.

That was the question that was constantly bugging me as I read about the Big Bang.
After a quick google search, I got my answer, from various sources.

1) The distances to stars can be measured using several techniques, and since we know the direction to the stars , we can plot their positions on a 3D map (or 2D with some projection). With enough of the stars plotted, you can get a pretty accurate picture of the shape and size of the galaxy.

2) We have various techniques for measuring the distances to celestial objects. By taking the direction to an object and its distance from us, we can plot its location in space. Thus, even though we are inside of the Milky Way, we can figure out what it looks like by plotting the locations of the objects that we can "see". (Here, seeing includes using much more of the electromagnetic spectrum than just visible light. Dust in the galaxy blocks much of the visible light from other parts of the galaxy, but it does not block other frequencies.)

Sources :
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/658287
http://curious.astro.cornell.edu/question.php?number=622

This article has lots of pictures and the chronological explanation as to how we arrived at the depiction of the Milky Way.(below)

"The most incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible." - Albert Einstein(great denier of the Big Bang model, but humble enough to admit he was wrong later on)