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Sunday, December 14, 2008

They Drink The Blood From You Know Where

So you've got a family friend who just underwent IVF and then you read shit like this with the headlines Vatican tightens in vitro opposition.

And if you're a religious person, you would think, hey, these holy men knows their stuff, even though I don't really quite much agree with them, they're the holy leaders and they decide these matters.

And if you're a rational person,
you'd take a good hard look of this picture,
and come to the conclusion below :
So here we are again, listening to the vile shite of the elderly male virgins telling us all what we should and shouldn't be up to. The becloaked old male non-fuckers who have:

- Never had personal experience of hetero or homo relationships
- Never had sex
- Never had children
- Never been desperate to parent a child
- Never been raped

Such are the qualifications of the old male cunts who are deciding the fate of billions of people on this planet.

There is a ridiculous and foolhardy response to all of this. A response which would make all the shit these fuckers come up with simply disappear overnight. It's almost unthinkable, it's dreadful, it's horrendous, but it's...possible.

Ignore them.

I wonder if such a tremendously difficult procedure such as I've carefully devised above could ever happen.

The Vatican on this proposal will require just a touch more time to consider its position.

In the meantime all the above instructions remain absolutely mandatory.

Except mine.

In the meantime, and while we wait, just go out and enjoy yourselves and don't worry about a thing.

Best,
Styrer