Laugh My Shit Out

This is what he deserves:

BRAVO, MR. ANONYMOUS.

Seriously, I laughed like shit when I saw the series of pictures. Especially the last one. Hahahahaha.

Acupuncture, A Mere Placebo

I've never had such a good laugh some time now.

The Catholic Card

The Muslim Card

The Buddhist Card

The Agnostic Card

Lo and behold,
The Atheist Card

Original link here.

The Pestilential Language is Gone.

1111 is worse than 911... yeah, so true.

Anyway, this morning, we all are singing this song to someone.

Us: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to.."

Michael: "HOI!!!"

ZIP. Everyone went silent, all looking at Michael and his fat ass.

So, I decided to complete the song here:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KEENEN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

 

PWN!

 

PWN! LOL!

  

PWN! HAHA.

 PWN! ROAR.

Don't cut yourself with a carrot.

This,my dear readers, is a fine example of what China needs to improve on.
Taken during my trip to Beijing last year. Found outside this fast food restaurant. *shakes head*

DATUK Lee Young

Read Kenny Sia's new post: DATUKSHIP for JESSICA ALBA!

Lol.

I never knew that Jessica Alba actually went SARAWAK to film a movie before. More amazingly, the movie has a number of SEX SCENES. So non-Malaysian-ish hor? ahhahaha.

ANYWAY, there's a photo of Jessica Alba which... LOOKS LIKE PN.TANG, our school's Bio teacher who came from East Malaysia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But everyone must admit that Pn.Tang is no match for the ever sexy JESSICA ALBA.

LMAO!

Textual Porn is the Best Form of Pornography

Hmm, how's ya holidays guys?

Must be quite boring.

Oh my God, my weight is still the same! Still so much fat. Shyt. (Michael's workout plan is useless, it'll bring you backache bodyache. And the more you exercises in his way, the fatter you become. He's a perfect example)

By the way, this is a dark commedy by me: The Bee'En Animal Farm Parody
And, have you ever wondered if you become a BLACK HOLE? yes, the scarry thing, the HOLE.

Anyway, here's a clever girl's goofy look:

I was watching her talk when the video paused- and this is what I saw, lol.

The complete baffling sterility of existence

This is gonna be a short post.

I don't know if you know, but there's this language called Swahili.

And did you know?

Malaya means Whore in Swahili.

So that means, Malayan Union was actually Whore Union? Wow.

* Kee here. Decided to do some research. From this article I gathered that “Malaya" in Swahili means first, "outcast" and second "prostitute", but overall meant trash.

Pigs Can Fly!

Straining yourself studying?

Well, I noticed that some really do so.

Anyway, I found out that studying can be fun too. Especially when you're creative enough to make study interesting.

Here I managed to change some part the subject we stereotype as 'boring' into something funny.

Surely, a British is a white king...

He sure very bu shuang.

I forgotten to draw her tits.

His father?

Japanese armies forcing a Geisha to strip. (Look at the one in the background)

Behold! This is Her Majesty's 24K gold toy.

Funny? One last laugh:

The Blue Bucket Was Left Upside Down

In light of all the serious issues going on in Malaysian politics, I thought I should post this :

If you're wondering why there's no taskbar and question the authenticity of this picture, please know that there is an option in windows to auto-hide the taskbar.

* Just so the readers know, Anwar called for a press conference at 2pm just now, Malaysiakini reports :
Anwar: We've now the required numbers
Sep 16, 08 2:40pm
BREAKING NEWS! He insisted he has in excess of 31 government defectors and call on Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi not to implement emergency rule during the takeover.
* Anwar confirms no government takeover, also pleads that Abdullah do not declare emergency. Abdullah in turn says he will not meet Anwar unless Anwar makes public the list of MPs crossing over. As if anyone would fall for that, these MPs would be arrested!
Press statement here in BM.

Rainbow Party. Lolz.

So 16th September. I thought it would never come. It's like that song...'wake me up when september ends'. tsk tsk.

I was expecting, like when i wake up, there would be some sort of political turmoil.

nope.na-da.nil.negative.

tad disappointing if you ask me.

Anwar said he'll form a new government and he'll have more 'ammo' because some Barisan MP's are like, 'jumping ship'.

Ok to be honest, i'm not exactly thrilled with this. Not that i'm painting myself as an anti-Anwar dude, but can one man really change Malaysia? I am still quite darn skeptical about this. Besides, he does gay sex. *shudder*

But, when i ferverntly flipped through today's Star, Nope, nothing much going on. Badawi is still going on with his: 'Don't make anymore trouble or racial harmony will fail' , Najib smiling like the idiot he is, Anwar said his plans for 16th Sept will be delayed/postponed. Raja Petra and Teresa Kok still detained under ISA. A boy fell into a pot of hot BEEF curry. (i am not bullshitting, go read the newspaper, dam farny la).



Oh if you care, our Kementerian Pelajaran just announced that our SPM Moral paper will be delayed half an hour.

.....what good will that be? Lame asses.

WHO WILL BE OUR NEXT LEADER?

*psst...just a side note. Why did i call this post Rainbow Party? According to Wiki...

A rainbow party is purportedly a group sex event involving oral sex and the subject of an urban legend. At these parties, said to be increasingly popular among adolescents, girls wearing various shades of lipstick supposedly take turns fellating boys in sequence, leaving behind a "rainbow" of colors on their penises.

dream on la dudes, no such thing will happen here. Credits to Suping.

Master Bed

A couple of things happened today during the 'Chicken Essence seminar'.

First case: renowned retard Mr. Andrew Eng showed his so-called brick dance in front of few hundred peoples. Everyone teased him so sarcastically by clapping and cheering while he was monkey-ing, but he just couldn't sense it and thought that he's a pro. What an irony.

Second case: special names appeared on the form they called us to fill in. Persons include KJ(Khinzir Jahat), La Fida!, Zakar Ria(Happy Cock), Mahai-thir, Sleepy-Lah, Semi Value(Besok Kirim Hari Ni Sampai), V.K. Lingerie, Robert Mugger-be, George Wanker Bush, Ong Ka Deng(Deng!), Najis Tong Rosak, NBA(Najis Bombs Aleluya)... etc.

DAMN FUNNY MAN!!!