As Though I Had Raped A Baby Child

Hey, interested in buying land for the Selangor state government?
Hey, interested in getting a JPA scholarship?

What do you need to do? First, you need to have lots of money(for the land), and know the right person(for the scholarship).

So what about the money? You see, when you want to buy land for the Selangor state government, you need to go to the PKR headquarters in Selangor you know, every time I go airport I pass by there one la, neh, ya, that big big one, with big big letters. So you want to buy land right? Go PKR headquarters first...AND...Make Donation La! Anything below a certain million ringgit...and you can forget it la. So cool right?

Want to get JPA scholarship? Just know the right person. The coolest part la, is that you're damn rich you know! But then, you're like, what the fuck, my uncle DAI SAI, so I ask him to do some shit for me, get JPA, own all those poor and qualified people la. You know, "I want to prove my self-worth. I got JPA liao people respect me like fucks" sort of shit? Cool huh? These people are the coolest of the coolest, they are rich, they have the right connections, they can even give up a AUD1000 deposit for an apartment they were gonna get cause they were planning to study in Australia. But not anymore! Why? Cause uncle get you the JPA scholarship liao, so fuck the thousand bucks right? Who cares la seriously.

Really, you just want good education, get out of this country, and live a good life. Who the fuck cares about the poor and qualified? This is not 19th century China, this is 21st century Malaysia, all you need is good connections, not diligence and hard work.

In Malaysia, if you don't know any politicians, if you don't have a Datukship, if you are poor and insignificant, you will lick the feet of these political masters. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Ok, unless you're super hot and young, you can be their mistress.

Let Us Live Or Die Today

First of all, I was watching this video on youtube. It is the video of the arrests made on(innocent people were arrested as well, not just representatives and activists and demonstrators) that faitful day during the Perak fracas.

Then I read a comment,
MANBOS4873 (6 hours ago)
Mana Abg Ass,, tagkap dia sekali...Punca nya dia ler.. Well done police, Great jobs... tangkap siapa yg cuba tak ikut undang2,, walau pun YB dan ADUn.

So I went out to look at this guy's channel, guess what I saw la!
He subscribes to one dude from France who posts a video of himself doing a magic trick, and on the side, the related videos have something to do with French nudes.
No harm done la, unless he is Muslim, which I cannot prove. So I go look at his friends lor, what I see?

One of his friend, obviously an Opposition hater. No harm done, everyone should have the right to support and not support political parties.

This other friend ler(his only other in fact), Asscrewz also anti-Pakatan Rakyat la, as can be seen by his activities. You see, he posted up a vid which is actually a song by Lady Gaga called Poker Face, if you read the lyrics of that song, the words Vegas and casino is mentioned, funny thing is, from the description of himself, it seems that he worships Allah, the one true God in Islam. So him listening to videos endorsing what we would call, Berjudi, quite hypocritical la, cause haram in Islam mah!

Then from there you can just go see his friends, all also anti-PR one la! That's their choice la, right? Not yours or my fucking business la! Then, suddenly, wtf! He got one friend(we're talking about Asscrewz now) called benciyahudi79 who seriously friggin hates the Jews as you can see from his videos! What happened to that thing going on about Islam being very accommodating to people of other faiths...it is clear in his videos he is quoting the Qur'an, and boy do they hate the Jews.

You can also see that he has a friend called MediaMelayu, who seriously beh tahan PKR la.(again I am referring to Asscrewz)

After going through all this la, is this what they call BN cyber-troopers? I don't know la, maybe I'm just looking too much into things. The only way to find out is have a Chinese hacker from China to confirm all these la.(They're like shit good at hacking, it is rumored that the US government employ them, wtf!)

The funniest thing is, this guy, malaysiajews claims to be a Jew(who is a friend of Asscrewz) has this comment(by someone else and directed towards him, duh!) on his channel :
Hi. I didn't know Jewish Malaysians still exist. As far as I know by 1941, there were only 30 Jews living in Malaysia. Is there any Malaysian Jewish community in Israel?
And why do you have a radical Islamist friend (JihadChannel)?

This retard don't know this guy(malaysianjews) is just trying to be funny, as you can read his description of himself :
Ramai yang tanya "awak ni yahudi ke"..mungkin ya atau tidak.Atuk kepada atuk aku(moyang aku keluarga Kohler dr Germany) asalnya dari portugal (portugis) darah Yahudi.Atuk aku berkahwin ngn nenek aku di Malaysia,So..aku ni ada darah yahudi ke?.Jadi aku ni MELAYU YAHUDI.Anda yang bijak tolong selesaikan masalah aku ni...

aku hanieff, lu jangan cuba-cuba nak rosakkan yahudi di malaysia.
pantang keturunan aku dicabar.Saya pantang dicabar biarpun polis kata jangan..Aku ingatkan lagi sekali, Raja Petra Kamruddin (RPK) tu ayah kandung aku luar nikah.Jangan pandai-pandai cakap mak aku tu perempuan murahan.Mak aku tahap mahal.Pelacur kelas atasan.VIP.Aku tetak dengan parang nanti Beware!
Jangan sangka aku ni rabun tak mampu tetak orang

I don't know what to think of Malaysia anymore! Got all these weird dudes on Youtube!

Third Post In One Day, This Is A Hint La!

Read this. Cannot ah? Aiya, no worries, cause RPK got write on this. So see this instead la.

One point not mentioned in RPK's article I have to paste here la.

"So I have the authority (to hold the proceeding) in accordance to Article 36A (1) (b) of the state constitution."
The entire Article 36A makes no mention of the deputy speaker's powers. Instead, it provides technical details such as the speaker's renumeration and how the speaker can be disqualified if found to have commercial interests.
However, Article 36A (3) reads: "During the absence of the speaker from a sitting of the Legislative Assembly, such members as may be determined by the rules of procedure (Standing Orders) of the assembly, shall act as Speaker."
Hee said that contrary to accusations by Pakatan Rakyat, she had not abused her power by "robbing" Sivakumar of his rights as speaker.
"I don't deny that the speaker (is in charge). But when he cannot administrate the House, I can take over to continue his duties.
"I hope everyone understands. I am fulfilling my duties. I'm not abusing my powers or robbing the speaker of his powers," Hee added.

You see right, until now she don't faham, people elected her because she was in DAP. DAP! My mom call her 汉奸, I quite agree la. But I have to add she also 脑袋空的. Elected representative that don't know the law!

Even Marina Mahatir(daughter of Dr Mahatir) also cannot tahan her la!
Cause you know why? These female Barisan assemblywomen(and so called independent who favours BN) say that physical scuffle tantamount to sexual harrassment wor! I think it's more like they abusing the feminist movement la.

Only Me Left? Why All My Kawan Sudah Lari?

First, read this. Then you go watch this. Some of you noobs maybe don't have malaysiakini account, cause you say you no money, when in reality you are paying RM12 like that for alternative news from the web a month.(RM150 a year) It's like your pocket money is less than RM12 a month. It's like you damn scared to ask your parents to pinjam their credit card for such a useful purpose. It's like you don't bother to look for other alternatives to pay la. It sounds like you damn noob la. Because you are la.

So what I have to do? I have to paste the gist of the story here lor, noob.

Three activists were arrested this morning for attempting to deliver a cake commemorating the 31st birthday of Altantuya Shaariibuu to the Prime Minister’s Office in Putrajaya.
The activists, all from the Solidariti Anak Muda Malaysia (SAMM), were detained at 11.15am by the police near the security booth in front of the building.
About 30 police officers and 10 light strike force personnel were deployed to stop the activists from entering the building.
Those arrested were Sani Md Shah - who was holding a butter cake topped with white icing - Saufi Mihat and Yasir Sheikh Abdul Rahman, both of whom were carrying a ‘Happy Birthday Altantuya’ banner.

See what they do ah? 30 police officers and 10 light strike force personnel. You kidding me? You know what is most worrying to Malaysians ah? Crime rate la! 40 people to pacify these activists?
They even let police look at the cake, no C4 kan?
Look at this guy holding the cake, he look so peaceful.
So when they ask these SOBs la, eh, why tangkap? These SOBs say security reason lor. We need their presence elsewhere la! You know, like my housing area? And your housing area?

So now I show you the activist punya blog la, ok? Here.
You see, the point is not to get immune to the idiocy of the police force, because when you do, you become like any other oppressed people of the world, you know, like my fellow Han Chinese in China. Tiananmen Square Massacre? Ingat tak?

Eh eh, tell you a secret. Shhh...you see this website? 1 million readers in Malaysia leh! Very geng leh! You go try search for this piece of news, can find? Cause I tried so many times cannot lah...maybe I noob at looking, maybe you can help?

Post Scriptum : Eh, this so funny leh! Drama on Altantuya murder! Hahaha!

Hee Haw Hee Whore

First of all, read this piece below, click on the peekture to view actual size. Take some time to read it. Please. Don't be a lazy bum. I purposely scan it so that you all can read.


The writer is Patrick Teoh, he has a blog here.

Now, here are two articles from the web, from The Sun and from Emedia.

Here are some quotes from the newspaper articles :

Rosmah, who was also present at the interview, said she wanted them to lead a normal life, like ordinary people and normal university students.
"There is no special treatment for them overseas. They are just ordinary children and university students. I don't allow them to have special treatment. They still have to go through the normal channels for immigration and they still have to carry their own bags," she said.

"Yes, we do get to be in (selected) places when we travel, see a lot of new places, meeting many important people, which I guess, normal people wouldn't have the chance to do so, but at the same time, we will be subject to pressure in terms of the (certain) responsibilities which normal people wouldn't be subjected to.

Datin Seri Rosmah Mansor said she always made sure that her children led as normal a life as other children and university students.
"I do not give special treatment to my children.
"They have to go through the normal channels at Immigration checks and carry their own bags."

You see, they describe us as normal people, and they have responsibilities that we normal people wouldn't be subjected to, yet they also keep saying they are normal. Which is which?

As Patrick Teoh said, "Don't treat us like idiots can ah?"
Rosmah, please la, stop lying. If Hell exists, I'll see you there k?

I Travelled To Cambodia To Repent By Looking At Sick Children

Badan Kebajikan Isteri-isteri Wakil Rakyat Selangor (Balkis) was an organization set up by the previous Selangor state government.
Ironically, it was revealed on April 1st that Former Selangor Menteri Besar Dr Mohd Khir Toyo along with his family and other state officials spent almost RM1.6 million on two overseas trips which included a tour of Paris and Orlando Disneyland. Lest we forget, only a year before, Balkis was revealed to have spent RM279,000 on clothes for members and spouses for sporting event. And this is just but two of the revelations! Khir Toyo(l) agreed to an interview by the Star, and this is what he has got to say about the whole issue.

It’s all politically motivated.

Because I am not a Balkis member so how can they can ask me about Balkis issues.

Q: What was the purpose of the Dec 17-24 2007 DisneyWorld, Miami Beach and Honolulu trip?
A: It was a technical visit. It was for investment purposes, river management, canal city and the theme park. We wanted to make a second Klang Valley in Selangor - an RM1bil canal city from Sungai Kuala Langat to Sungai Klang which is about 16km.

Q: Why didn’t (PNSB CEO) Datin Khairiyah (Abu Hassan) say that? When Selcat asked the purpose of trip, she said it was to study the theme park and did not mention river management?
A: She made a mistake.

Q: It cost RM366,000 to send the Recce team ahead and yet they could not organise a meeting with the Disney World Theme Park? Are you saying the PNSB officers are not competent?
A: The Recce team was decided by management not by board.

Q: How come PNSB paid RM110,000 for your presidential suite in Honolulu?
A: I am not sure. It was all organised by them. And I didn’t ask. I didn’t even get to enjoy the suite or the facilities. I just used it for sleeping. I returned from the programme at midnight and by 8am I am up.

Q: You say you are a simple man but people would disagree because you fly first class and stay at expensive presidential suites?
A: You must remember when I was the (PNSB) chairman. I have my entitlement. If I were to reduce my entitlement to what an officer gets then what is the officer going to reduce to? I am the chairman. There is the deputy chairman, board of directors, government officers going along. If I fly business class (not first class), then what happens to my state secretary? He will complain. If I am travelling alone it is easier. But I am travelling with a group of people and if I downgrade myself - it’s a problem for the others.

Q: But PNSB said they paid the flight for your children and maid for the trips?
A: As far as I am concerned I paid for my maid and children. I don’t know why she (Datin Khairiyah) would say they paid. Maybe she is against me.

Q: On that Jogjakarta trip, Malaysia paid RM10,000 to Indonesian dancers to welcome the Malaysian delegation. Isn’t that odd?
A: You shouldn’t ask me. I was there as a guest . I don’t know the details. I am the Mentri Besar and I don’t ask all that. I didn’t know RM10,000 was paid for the welcoming ceremony. All that was decided by management.

Q: KDEB also paid RM17,000 for tickets for Balkis to go to China to buy artificial flowers and caps there when the company has a branch in Kepong. Why waste money when the ordering could have been done in Kepong?
A: I really don’t know. But it must have been approved by the KDEB management. It might be cheaper to fly there and order it from there.

Q: PNSB said they had to give Balkis about RM1mil each year?
A: Yes, that was a decision by PNSB. The 1mil is for charity. Balkis uses the money to help the needy.

Q: But the bosses at PNSB and KDEB said they received many requests from you, verbal instructions to pay for Balkis?
A: No. Can they prove it? Which letters have I signed?

Q: Is your conscience clear?
A: Very clear.

Q: Do you think people will believe you?
A: I think so. I still got the number two spot in the Umno Youth Chief elections. As for the public, when I go around I still draw in crowds. For example when I went to campaign in the Bukit Gantang by-election, so many people came to my ceramah. This happens everywhere I go.

Please read the full interview, it's a must read for all Selangor citizens.
Khir Toyo(l), 大便很香 不会骂粗话(Najis wangi tak tahu cakap kasar), 你们最high class 每天耍浪漫(Engkau sangat high class tiap-tiap hari main romantic). Everyone is out to get you man!

A Paradigm Shift, For Better Or For Worse

Questions we will have to eventually asks ourselves, as Chinese Malaysians. I shall not be called a Malaysian because such things as Bangsa Malaysia does not exist, and we jolly well should not be kidding ourselves that racial barriers have been dissolved, because it has not, and it's far from happening.

Question 1 : How important is vernacular education to you?

Question 2 : Is it possible to achieve national INTEGRATION and bangsa MALAYSIA if vernacular education still exists?

Question 3 : Would you be willing to give up vernacular education if it is the only way we can achieve what Mahatir and Najib have been advocating(Bangsa Malaysia, 1 Malaysia)?

Question 4 : What does interracial marriage mean to you?

Question 5 : If interracial marriages were the only way to bring this country together, would you partake in it? Or at least show your support?(Religion plays a vital and problematic role in this)

Question 6 : How do you define being 'Chinese'?

Question 7 : Is being 'Chinese' important to you?

Question 8 : How much of 'Chinese-ness' would you be willing to sacrifice for this country, more specifically, national integration?

Question 9 : None of the above might not concern you at all, because some Chinese Malaysians say we can live in a state of tolerance(merely tolerating each other, imagine that!) with other races in this country, is that fine with you?

Question 10 : Many Chinese Malaysians have opted for migration(to escape the prevailing problems in this country), are you planning to migrate?

Question 11 : There are those who can't afford to migrate, what happens then? What happens to them?

These are some questions I can think about, but they basically sum up the grim future that Chinese Malaysians face. Maybe it's not that grim, maybe problems like race will be solved by just leaving it alone. You know, like when free market advocates told us let the market run along by itself, no need for government intervention, but then we had the 2008 Financial Crisis, hm.....(Alan Greenspan's biography seems to have disappeared from the display tables of Borders)

I have no answers to any of the questions myself. I am in a state of limbo and will be remaining there for quite some time.

Sepet is fiction.

Hokkien Mee Wouldn't Be Hokkien Mee Without The Pork Lark

We saw Abdullah step down, and we saw Najib becoming Prime Minister.
And thus, the political monarchy continues. (Razak -> Najib) Which Singapore is guilty of as well.

And did y'all see that picture of Abdullah smiling?

George W. Bush would have included this guy in his axis of evil.

The Father is like USA, The Mother like Russia

Gutteruncensored.com finally decided to post these pictures up.
It shows the sons of Nazri Aziz(Minister in the Prime Minister's department)and of course, Najib(Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister) having fun and uh, doing some very unIslamic things.

I cannot judge, nor can you, nor can anyone else. What might appear to be the case might not be the case at all. While people might look drunk, that doesn't mean they are drunk. While people may seem to be dressing extravagantly and doing extravagant things and looking very much like a rich kid, that doesn't mean the money is coming from taxpayers.

Look at the pictures, and just ask yourself this, "Do I still want to remain as a Malaysian citizen?"

Got money, get pussy. Reality of life.

Wheels Of Fate Starting To Turn

I would appeal to everyone to read this article before saying anything about Elizabeth Wong.

It is frustrating when you go into a Moral Studies class, only to hear your lecturer telling part of the story, IMPOSING HIS 'HIGH' MORAL GROUND on the so-called 'scandal'.
And all your classmates agreeing to it. Comparing her to the likes of Chua Soi Lek and Edison Chen.

Get this straight :
These pictures were taken without her consent WHEN SHE WAS SLEEPING, in the privacy of her own room, allegedly by her ex-boyfriend, as we all know now is Hilmi Malik, PKR member, former personal assistant to PJ Selatan member of parliament Hee Loy Sian. Now, who is the victim here?

If you can't read the full article, you know where to find me.(IM-MSN)
Educate yourself about the issue, before coming to your own conclusion, and speaking your mind.

All I can offer is this beautiful quote from the japanese drama, CHANGE:
And any person thinking of getting into politics, should never forget this.

She Probably Converted Us

3) Suggest strategies and methods for achieving national intergration in Malaysia. Explain your suggestion.
7) Explain in detail the factors that has made it difficult for unity to exist in Malaysia.

Two of Malaysian Studies project questions.
You just gotta love this subject.

If only we all had the same skin colour.

There's nothing left in your right brain... and nothing right in your left brain...

~X.T.~/in

They're out of their minds... yoga... banned for muslims...
Kafir punya acts ya? Leads to worshipping and chanting ya?

Performing PRAYERS is a good form of exercise!!!??? MY FOOT!!!

Well, here's something for ya!

This happens to be my Moral "Kertas Nilai".
As you can see, I burned out "Sikap Keterbukaan" on purpose...

~X.T.~/out

Pluripotent Stem Cells For The Win

When you wake up to news like this and this.

You've really gotta be feeling like this :

ZZZ

As I Turned Each Page, I Felt The Need To Explain Our Position

Why don't people get it?
Special rights/privileges aren't gonna get you anywhere.
Status quo? What status quo?
Political power?
Policies intended to help you get back on your feet?
Bullshit.

Only through education can people free themselves from poverty.
The only thing that needs reform in Malaysia is education.
Once mindsets change, once people start being educated and work hard for themselves, shall they rise to get a slice of that economic pie they've been striving so much for but never ever made the effort.

What Aizen in Bleach said truly inspired me. (It has been stuck on to my mind for years now.)
What our forefathers have built today was simply through hard work, perseverance and most importantly, they understood the importance of education.

Understand that, and don't tell us we have robbed you from your privileged position. Because all we did was to ensure a better future for our children.

Meow Ninja Caused A Stir

Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah who was interviewed by Off the Edge just months ago in July, appears to have lost all hope at becoming UMNO president.

In his July interview he seemed so hardheaded and determined at fighting for the top UMNO post. Now look at his half-ass replies.

All talk, no action. Reform UMNO? You can't even secure enough nominations.

Just shut up already!!

DATUK Lee Young

Read Kenny Sia's new post: DATUKSHIP for JESSICA ALBA!

Lol.

I never knew that Jessica Alba actually went SARAWAK to film a movie before. More amazingly, the movie has a number of SEX SCENES. So non-Malaysian-ish hor? ahhahaha.

ANYWAY, there's a photo of Jessica Alba which... LOOKS LIKE PN.TANG, our school's Bio teacher who came from East Malaysia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But everyone must admit that Pn.Tang is no match for the ever sexy JESSICA ALBA.

LMAO!

The complete baffling sterility of existence

This is gonna be a short post.

I don't know if you know, but there's this language called Swahili.

And did you know?

Malaya means Whore in Swahili.

So that means, Malayan Union was actually Whore Union? Wow.

* Kee here. Decided to do some research. From this article I gathered that “Malaya" in Swahili means first, "outcast" and second "prostitute", but overall meant trash.

“Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking”

The above is what Mahatma Gandhi said.
What kind of unity is Malaysia striving for?
Racial Unity?
What is all that talk about Malays losing political power?
What is Malay unity?

To answer these, we must take a look back at an article written by RPK.

I found these parts rather interesting :

So what’s all this ‘the Malays are now not united and we need to find ways to reunite the Malays’ talk? It is utter bullshit, a campaign of misinformation to frighten the Malays into thinking that in the past they were never as split as they are now and, therefore, they need to come back to Umno and reunite under Umno or else the future of the Malays would be bleak. Actually this is not true one bit.

What happened in the 8 March 2008 general election is this. The Malays have ALWAYS been ‘split’ or ‘disunited’, to echo Umno’s choice of words. Half the Malays normally vote for Umno and the other half for the opposition. This has more or less always been so and was also so in the recent general election.

No, the Malays are not NOW spilt (they always were split 50:50 from before). No, the Malays have NOT lost political power (there are 122 Malay Members of Parliament now, higher than before).

122 MPs out of the 222 Member of Parliaments. They still hold the majority of seats. Why fear that their representation will be eroded?

This, on the other hand, is not representation.

“Oppressed people cannot remain oppressed forever.”

Those are the words of Martin Luther King Jr.

As you all know, candle vigils are being held for the victims of ISA.

Also, the Sin Chew reporter has been released. Malaysiakini reports it here in BM.

Back!

Our Home Minister, Syed Hamid Albar who has control over ISA arrests(who did not fail to mention that it was the police and not him who made the arrests *roll eyes*), has stated the reasons RPK, Tan and Teresa Kok were detained. Aisehman takes a look at his reasons over here and gives him a proper whacking. Syed Hamid Albar also did not forget to give the media a stern warning. Finally, he tells us no more arrests would be made.

We all know why Syed Hamid Albar detained the reporter. Strike fear on the media and they will keep tight-lipped. Also, after his embarrassing interview with BBC Hard Talk, there is no wonder why he has so much resentment for the media.

If I don't show up in school on Monday, you know why la.

Before I get off, here's a message from RPK's wife.

Steamed Dick to Explore Space

Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri 1960 by the International Space Agency (ISA)- that's what I wrote in my moral paper. It's an act- space exploration act to send randomly selected famous people to the universe for wonderful and exhilarating journies (including ass rape).

A second astronaut (or space traveller) has been sent to a mysterious section of the Milky Way in less than 8 hours time. Tan Hoon Cheng, literally translated as "Orange clear cloud", was sent to a nebula at 8:30 pm just now, straight from her house. I hope that she has a safe journey.

Earlier, RPK was sent to another mysterious corner in the universe, sponsored by our generous government. Surely, the International Space Agency sees great potential in this person to be an astronaut, due to his outspoken nature.

Recently the government has been planning to send more people to outer space, as to explore and develop our nation. We are truly greatful to the generousity made by our government. Think of the cost they need to pay!

God bless the International Space Agency.

Note-worthy links :
RPK arrest(In BM)
RPK arrest(In English)
Sin Chew Reporter Arrest(In BM)
Sin Chew Reporter Arrest(In English)
Veteran Polician Lim Kit Siang's view on the matters
RPK's website
Sign this petition for justice
Sin Chew reports on the Arrest
Teresa Kok, MP from Opposition Party DAP, Arrested under ISA