Hey, interested in getting a JPA scholarship?
What do you need to do? First, you need to have lots of money(for the land), and know the right person(for the scholarship).
So what about the money? You see, when you want to buy land for the Selangor state government, you need to go to the PKR headquarters in Selangor you know, every time I go airport I pass by there one la, neh, ya, that big big one, with big big letters. So you want to buy land right? Go PKR headquarters first...AND...Make Donation La! Anything below a certain million ringgit...and you can forget it la. So cool right?
Want to get JPA scholarship? Just know the right person. The coolest part la, is that you're damn rich you know! But then, you're like, what the fuck, my uncle DAI SAI, so I ask him to do some shit for me, get JPA, own all those poor and qualified people la. You know, "I want to prove my self-worth. I got JPA liao people respect me like fucks" sort of shit? Cool huh? These people are the coolest of the coolest, they are rich, they have the right connections, they can even give up a AUD1000 deposit for an apartment they were gonna get cause they were planning to study in Australia. But not anymore! Why? Cause uncle get you the JPA scholarship liao, so fuck the thousand bucks right? Who cares la seriously.
Really, you just want good education, get out of this country, and live a good life. Who the fuck cares about the poor and qualified? This is not 19th century China, this is 21st century Malaysia, all you need is good connections, not diligence and hard work.
In Malaysia, if you don't know any politicians, if you don't have a Datukship, if you are poor and insignificant, you will lick the feet of these political masters. And there's nothing you can do about it.Ok, unless you're super hot and young, you can be their mistress.
