Textual Porn is the Best Form of Pornography

Hmm, how's ya holidays guys?

Must be quite boring.

Oh my God, my weight is still the same! Still so much fat. Shyt. (Michael's workout plan is useless, it'll bring you backache bodyache. And the more you exercises in his way, the fatter you become. He's a perfect example)

By the way, this is a dark commedy by me: The Bee'En Animal Farm Parody
And, have you ever wondered if you become a BLACK HOLE? yes, the scarry thing, the HOLE.

Anyway, here's a clever girl's goofy look:

I was watching her talk when the video paused- and this is what I saw, lol.

I'm NOT Watching PORN!!! Do You Believe?

Have you wasted your wonderful holidays?

No I don't. Although I've never touched even a single page of my glorious textbook, but I used my time doing something meaningful. Blogging is meaningful, mind you.

Anyway, I consider eating, showering, brushing teeth and sleeping as wasting time. They waste up a lot of time, depriving your precious life second by seconds.

While eating, you have both of your hands using, so you can't do anything but to stare at your parents wondering why they don't give you more freedom.

When showering, you have yourself naked and wet. Again, you can't do anything but to molest your smooth ass or huge dick (for girls, beautiful breasts).

While brushing your teeth, you're left with one hand. But what can you do? You can't even clap your hands. But you may be enjoying yourself by masturbating.

When sleeping, you can only dream things rather than fulfilling it. You may fantasize your hot friend as your sex partner or become a billionaire who sells condoms. When awake, you're nothing.

But, I find it possible to do things when you're getting faeces out of your ass. One of the reasons is because both of your hands are free. Since you only use your butt muscles to pressure the shit out from the small "aperture"; and according to physics law the more force you apply over the same area, namely your majestic hole, the higher the pressure. So beware of ripping both sides of your "organ for sitting" apart. Whiling doing my business, I even bring in my laptop, perhaps to chat with you. If you're diligent enough, you may smell the wonderful fragrance (or, chemicals).

So, don't waste your time.

Ah yeah, this shit.

She No Longer Exists In The World I Breathe In

So our term break is over, and what did you do during that one week period of holidays?
Something productive, I presume?

To me, something productive means picking up a book to read, exploring your area with a bicycle, star-gazing, taking up a sport, learning photography, etc.
All the enriching stuff.

But to use your holidays to study?
What bullshit.

There's a reason it is called holidays, it's a time for relaxation, reflecting on life, doing the things you want to do.(OH I KNOW, cliche)
And that's exactly the problem with this mentality we Malaysians and Singaporeans(in fact, the whole of Asia) share.
Holiday = More time to study
But it should be,
Holiday = Self enrichment

Even the ducks know it. Holidays is a time for us to discover new things.