Have you wasted your wonderful holidays?
No I don't. Although I've never touched even a single page of my glorious textbook, but I used my time doing something meaningful. Blogging is meaningful, mind you.
Anyway, I consider eating, showering, brushing teeth and sleeping as wasting time. They waste up a lot of time, depriving your precious life second by seconds.
While eating, you have both of your hands using, so you can't do anything but to stare at your parents wondering why they don't give you more freedom.
When showering, you have yourself naked and wet. Again, you can't do anything but to molest your smooth ass or huge dick (for girls, beautiful breasts).
While brushing your teeth, you're left with one hand. But what can you do? You can't even clap your hands. But you may be enjoying yourself by masturbating.
When sleeping, you can only dream things rather than fulfilling it. You may fantasize your hot friend as your sex partner or become a billionaire who sells condoms. When awake, you're nothing.
But, I find it possible to do things when you're getting faeces out of your ass. One of the reasons is because both of your hands are free. Since you only use your butt muscles to pressure the shit out from the small "aperture"; and according to physics law the more force you apply over the same area, namely your majestic hole, the higher the pressure. So beware of ripping both sides of your "organ for sitting" apart. Whiling doing my business, I even bring in my laptop, perhaps to chat with you. If you're diligent enough, you may smell the wonderful fragrance (or, chemicals).
So, don't waste your time.
Ah yeah, this shit.