As Though I Had Raped A Baby Child

Hey, interested in buying land for the Selangor state government?
Hey, interested in getting a JPA scholarship?

What do you need to do? First, you need to have lots of money(for the land), and know the right person(for the scholarship).

So what about the money? You see, when you want to buy land for the Selangor state government, you need to go to the PKR headquarters in Selangor you know, every time I go airport I pass by there one la, neh, ya, that big big one, with big big letters. So you want to buy land right? Go PKR headquarters first...AND...Make Donation La! Anything below a certain million ringgit...and you can forget it la. So cool right?

Want to get JPA scholarship? Just know the right person. The coolest part la, is that you're damn rich you know! But then, you're like, what the fuck, my uncle DAI SAI, so I ask him to do some shit for me, get JPA, own all those poor and qualified people la. You know, "I want to prove my self-worth. I got JPA liao people respect me like fucks" sort of shit? Cool huh? These people are the coolest of the coolest, they are rich, they have the right connections, they can even give up a AUD1000 deposit for an apartment they were gonna get cause they were planning to study in Australia. But not anymore! Why? Cause uncle get you the JPA scholarship liao, so fuck the thousand bucks right? Who cares la seriously.

Really, you just want good education, get out of this country, and live a good life. Who the fuck cares about the poor and qualified? This is not 19th century China, this is 21st century Malaysia, all you need is good connections, not diligence and hard work.

In Malaysia, if you don't know any politicians, if you don't have a Datukship, if you are poor and insignificant, you will lick the feet of these political masters. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Ok, unless you're super hot and young, you can be their mistress.

Never Respected The Monarchy, Never Will

Stupid shit ass youtube. Every time I try to watch a video, either it is unavailable in my country or got some sohai copyright issue.

Ma de, Broadcast Yourself? More like Broadcast Nothing.
Now they so fucking poor they resort to putting up these types of ads.
Tulan anot?

STIMULATE FRESH!

Interesting comment on youtube :
lan ciau lu cina..woi cina babi..cina jgn la hina polis mcm 2..gua tau lu suma cina benci sama polis, sama sultan sbb itu org jdpenglang lu mau perintah Perak...Lu jgn main2 apek..

HIDUP POLIS!!!!!!
DAULAT TUANKU SULTAN!!!
KAMI RAKYAT JELATA BERJANJI TAAT SETIA BERSAMA TUANKU!!!

TERIMA KASIH POLIS!!!!

Yes, we all cina sohai.

There's nothing left in your right brain... and nothing right in your left brain...

~X.T.~/in

They're out of their minds... yoga... banned for muslims...
Kafir punya acts ya? Leads to worshipping and chanting ya?

Performing PRAYERS is a good form of exercise!!!??? MY FOOT!!!

Well, here's something for ya!

This happens to be my Moral "Kertas Nilai".
As you can see, I burned out "Sikap Keterbukaan" on purpose...

~X.T.~/out

Pluripotent Stem Cells For The Win

When you wake up to news like this and this.

You've really gotta be feeling like this :

ZZZ

Damn

*This post is insired by Peter's entry

Here's a fictitious story of a government party in crisis of being usurped by the opposition:

God damn. We're losing our ground. We're losing our stand. We're turning into opposition! This is a real danger! Our plans will be discovered, party members will be prosecuted, and they'll use the International Space Agency(ISA) against us. This must be prevented at all cost- no matter what. We must retain our power to save our lives.

We've discussed for long. We've derived out a plot and it'll be used. And hell, it's working- people enraged, news reported, emotions flared. We've succeeded in the first step.

The next move will be creating more problems. Racial talks, price hike, baseless assaults are to be made to further install hatred among society, for emotion is the oppressor of rationale.

Everything has its limits. It'll soon explode, like a bomb reaching ground zero- BOMB! The people bring it up the street, riots will happen, uncontrollable. Then we'll interfere- with our ABSOLUTE powers. We want absolute control. We're totalitarian. We're control-freaks. We know that we're heading towards the right path. As long if the country is stirred up, here we have the power. Emergency rules are set, militant government is formed. There'll be no mercy in wiping off our enemies- whoever we perceive as enemies.

And we win. We have the power. We continue our avaricious scheme. We continue to share big bucks from our taxpayers' money. We live in heaven they live in hell. We love realpolitics. Politics should be like this. It should be based on reality. We just love to be real, true. So it is. Paradise for us. 72 is our number.

We can't help but smile when we see this photo. Our plot is working and our goal is reaching. Happy? Definitely.

“Oppressed people cannot remain oppressed forever.”

Those are the words of Martin Luther King Jr.

As you all know, candle vigils are being held for the victims of ISA.

Also, the Sin Chew reporter has been released. Malaysiakini reports it here in BM.

Back!

Our Home Minister, Syed Hamid Albar who has control over ISA arrests(who did not fail to mention that it was the police and not him who made the arrests *roll eyes*), has stated the reasons RPK, Tan and Teresa Kok were detained. Aisehman takes a look at his reasons over here and gives him a proper whacking. Syed Hamid Albar also did not forget to give the media a stern warning. Finally, he tells us no more arrests would be made.

We all know why Syed Hamid Albar detained the reporter. Strike fear on the media and they will keep tight-lipped. Also, after his embarrassing interview with BBC Hard Talk, there is no wonder why he has so much resentment for the media.

If I don't show up in school on Monday, you know why la.

Before I get off, here's a message from RPK's wife.

Steamed Dick to Explore Space

Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri 1960 by the International Space Agency (ISA)- that's what I wrote in my moral paper. It's an act- space exploration act to send randomly selected famous people to the universe for wonderful and exhilarating journies (including ass rape).

A second astronaut (or space traveller) has been sent to a mysterious section of the Milky Way in less than 8 hours time. Tan Hoon Cheng, literally translated as "Orange clear cloud", was sent to a nebula at 8:30 pm just now, straight from her house. I hope that she has a safe journey.

Earlier, RPK was sent to another mysterious corner in the universe, sponsored by our generous government. Surely, the International Space Agency sees great potential in this person to be an astronaut, due to his outspoken nature.

Recently the government has been planning to send more people to outer space, as to explore and develop our nation. We are truly greatful to the generousity made by our government. Think of the cost they need to pay!

God bless the International Space Agency.

Note-worthy links :
RPK arrest(In BM)
RPK arrest(In English)
Sin Chew Reporter Arrest(In BM)
Sin Chew Reporter Arrest(In English)
Veteran Polician Lim Kit Siang's view on the matters
RPK's website
Sign this petition for justice
Sin Chew reports on the Arrest
Teresa Kok, MP from Opposition Party DAP, Arrested under ISA

Backing Up The Corrupted Man

So a friend of mine sent me a class photo of his.
Why if it wasn't our brothers from south, CHS Singapore.

Rumours have been rife that CHS Singapore is abundant with gays, a closer look at this photo will tell you why.
Anyone would utter those innocent words 'gay!' when they first see the photo.
For the obvious reasons, high school students wear shorts?
I bet our brothers from south also damn tulan.

What say you?

* Don't expect any updates from us in the coming weeks, examination trials, our future, our bloody future.

Them Government Will Pay Better

Let me just put it simply,
The Avril Lavigne Concert was a blast. Avril was just great on stage.

One of the Avril Lavigne Malaysian fansite member has blogged about it here and also an article about the concert can be read in our local newspaper, The Star here.

Pictures?
Here!

I'm more interested in the people that are too sexy for me.
Guess what time they came to protest?

Why, 2pm, 7 hours before the concert of course!


Guess where did I get these pictures?

I got it from the political party, PAS's newspaper, Harakah.The article was about them being shoved around by the police during their protests.
For the first time, I actually appreciate our police force.


Guess who is the man below?

Wilayah PAS Youth Chief Kamaruzzaman you're-too-fucking-sexy-for-me Mohammad!

These turban-wearing-wannabe-Arabs actually took precious time in which they could use to think up of new policies to push forward in Parliament, to protest a concert.
If a concert can destroy the minds of the young, dear PAS Youth fuckers, I wonder if listening to one of your ceramahs(talks) will render me instant retarding of the brain.

This is for you fuckers!

M stands for Martyrdom

First, Happy Birthday to Mr Ooi Tuan Hann. You turn 17 today as our country turns 51. Best wishes to you, not the country. >=)

Anyways, Merdeka. I don't know about you, but do you feel any what patriotic? To me, it's just only any typical sunday where you just laze around at home, taking a well-deserved break from your hectic week.

Go to Dataran Merdeka and watch sub-standard performances? Wave mini M'sia flags? Sing the national anthem which sounds so suspiciously familiar to an old song?

I think not. 'cause i have no feelings for this country. Technically, this isn't even MY country.

and because of that, the Goverment decided to 'kena' us by throwing our little ugly butts into NS. Thank you Malaysia. We 'love' you for that. Pfft.

My camera can make birds swim.

I'm just doing this to annoy Keenen. How dare he score an A for Chinese in PMR while i have to be content with a B?

Life ain't fair i tell you. FYI, i scored higher than him.....by 4 marks....

Cuckoo Clocks Sound The End

Chong Wei hit an easy high ball.
Lin Dan went for a big smash to his fore hand.
Chong Wei retrieved it, but it feel short, hitting the net.
All was lost, Malaysia will not win it's first Gold today.

We were silent, only the father of my sister stood standing, cheering, jeering, laughing at us.
You could see that it was inevitable.
After a poor show in the first game, and then giving the first 8 points of the second game to Lin Dan, it wasn't going well for Chong Wei.

Final score : 21-12, 21-8
I still standby my view that both players are technically the same, they are equally good, and as you can see, Chong Wei has excellent defense. But the finals is not the time to showcase your defense, but being outright aggressive and smart playing wins you the game.

I think a few factors contributed to Chong Wei's lost :
1) Overwhelming support for Lin Dan and the fact that this is a badminton court he is so used to
2) Lin Dan's high spirits, it was clearly there, and his aggressiveness, time and again, he did a drop shot, Chong Wei gave a weak return, allowing Lin Dan to smash it cross court
3) Chong Wei bowed down to pressure many times, and this led to many mistakes made by him, especially hitting shots that were wide to the back of the court

Lee Chong Wei has lost. I am sad. Very Sad. We all hoped for a better outing, but unfortunately it wasn't so, Lin Dan was in control most of the time. The consolation is that this is Malaysia's first medal in 12 years. (Confirmed)

Lin Dan is 25. Chong Wei is 26. Will Chong Wei ever have a chance again in the next Olympics? unlikely so, badminton players lose their steam once they reach 30.
Example : Wong Chong Hann

* An honest analysis, worth reading, except its in Mandarin, really small Mandarin characters. -.-

When the Moon becomes a crunchy chocolate bar

I shall not blog about the Olympic Badminton Men Finals.

I shall let Keenen do the honours. All yours my friend.

Let's just say....

...you're in for a very dulan and angry post from him.