The Brickmaker Did A Fine Job Making Bricks, Until Technology Came Along

I don't get why kids these days have the tendency to have stupid dreams, like starting up a business RIGHT AFTER high school or college.

Things to note(Based on elementary level logic) :
1) To start a business, you need CAPITAL. REMEMBER THOSE WORDS. MONEY IS ESSENTIAL.
2) The only way a kid can have capital is to have parents willing to give them the money to start the business, or they would have to loan money from the bank.
3) To loan money from the bank, you will need to mortgage something. No, dumbo, not that shitty car you got for Thanksgiving. You'll only be allowed to mortgage property, something that stays in it's place, and doesn't lose value as fast as a car.
4) So what now, mortgage the house YOUR PARENTS OWN?
5) Not feeling really smart anymore eh?

No money, no talk.