Yay! Now Time To Worry About Your Future

Exams over.
Everyone so high.

Eh wait, I forgot, some noobs people still need to take accounts.

What happened to the simple story of the birds and bees?

Biology.

If you ask me, only those who want to be doctors or surgeons find it useful. To me, and i'm sure many others, it is just a subject of plain crap.

...but i think i can pass the subject with a credit.

There's nothing left in your right brain... and nothing right in your left brain...

~X.T.~/in

They're out of their minds... yoga... banned for muslims...
Kafir punya acts ya? Leads to worshipping and chanting ya?

Performing PRAYERS is a good form of exercise!!!??? MY FOOT!!!

Well, here's something for ya!

This happens to be my Moral "Kertas Nilai".
As you can see, I burned out "Sikap Keterbukaan" on purpose...

~X.T.~/out

Pluripotent Stem Cells For The Win

When you wake up to news like this and this.

You've really gotta be feeling like this :

ZZZ

Acupuncture, A Mere Placebo

I've never had such a good laugh some time now.

The Catholic Card

The Muslim Card

The Buddhist Card

The Agnostic Card

Lo and behold,
The Atheist Card

Original link here.

As I Turned Each Page, I Felt The Need To Explain Our Position

Why don't people get it?
Special rights/privileges aren't gonna get you anywhere.
Status quo? What status quo?
Political power?
Policies intended to help you get back on your feet?
Bullshit.

Only through education can people free themselves from poverty.
The only thing that needs reform in Malaysia is education.
Once mindsets change, once people start being educated and work hard for themselves, shall they rise to get a slice of that economic pie they've been striving so much for but never ever made the effort.

What Aizen in Bleach said truly inspired me. (It has been stuck on to my mind for years now.)
What our forefathers have built today was simply through hard work, perseverance and most importantly, they understood the importance of education.

Understand that, and don't tell us we have robbed you from your privileged position. Because all we did was to ensure a better future for our children.

College students are Noobs

Laugh while you can

Bite yourself, and you get ulcers.

I've been thinking...

Why do men have nipples anyways? Not like we can lactate or anything right? Technically we can't do anything with them!

My theory:

When God was creating Humans, He had this mould. Then He poured sugar,spice and everything nice and created Eve. Then, He needed to create her counterpart, but He was too lazy to make another mould. So He decompressed the breast part on the mould and rolled a lil stick between the legs. Then He added leftovers from his dinner last night and created Adam.but then, he forgot to remove the nipples.

The Pestilential Language is Gone.

1111 is worse than 911... yeah, so true.

Anyway, this morning, we all are singing this song to someone.

Us: "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to.."

Michael: "HOI!!!"

ZIP. Everyone went silent, all looking at Michael and his fat ass.

So, I decided to complete the song here:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KEENEN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

 

PWN!

 

PWN! LOL!

  

PWN! HAHA.

 PWN! ROAR.

Ladies and Gentlemen... Oh Now I Learnt What is Meant by "Ladies First"

Tomorrow is the day!

What's more important (you definitely gotte agree with me), we are ONLY 17 DAYS to FREEDOM!!!!!

Maybe we'd be dead that time. Haha.

So there are less than 24 hours left now, prepare for the final countdown. The electric chairs are waiting for us (I hope this sentence won't grip you with a sense of horror...).

I'll smash that shit out.

RPK Out, Malaysia-Today Revived

I've heard our school Christian fellowship talk about faith healing.

All I've gotta say is, do whatever you want to do, but not at the expense of people's lives.

* Much much less updates from now on until end of SPM.

Throw in the white towel and wipe the sweat off.

Since no one bothered....

To those ignorant people who don't know....the 44th President of the United States is....

SENATOR BARRACK OBAMA!! WOOHOOO!!!!!

wait, salah. sorry la keenen, Republican Sen. John McCain just couldn't keep up la.

Meow Ninja Caused A Stir

Tengku Razaleigh Hamzah who was interviewed by Off the Edge just months ago in July, appears to have lost all hope at becoming UMNO president.

In his July interview he seemed so hardheaded and determined at fighting for the top UMNO post. Now look at his half-ass replies.

All talk, no action. Reform UMNO? You can't even secure enough nominations.

Just shut up already!!

Gentlemen...It's a Nuclear Device

~X.T.~/in

For those that thought you'd do something outstanding during graduation day, and actually did, congratulations, you pwned.

BUT THIS IS THE ULTIMATE ACT OF BOLDNESS THAT DAY!

This will be down in history

Andrew Eng pwnz ALL OF YOU, and Fong Kui Lun, and Lim Yoke Keng, and everyone on stage!
(..but got pwned in return by Mr. Lean later... haha... It's done though)

I salute his sheer boldness man!

There's nothing left in your right brain... and nothing right in your left brain...

~X.T.~/out

Warm Stars Heat Up The Galaxy

This has got to be the best philosophical question ever asked.
And that has got to be the best answer ever.
Picture this scenario :
You are given superhero powers, would you destroy evil(and by that he meant killing people you perceive as evil e.g. corrupt politicians, bank managers etc, making yourself a murderer)?
The girl promptly answers she would, affirming her stand that some things have to be done(like murder) to eradicate evil.(Without knowing the cost and benefit of killing 'evil' people)

Staining your hands with the blood of the corrupt ones for the greater good?

Mine's 9 inches

So, we've graduated.

Great.

Fuck you, we're graduating.