Why do men have nipples anyways? Not like we can lactate or anything right? Technically we can't do anything with them!
My theory:
When God was creating Humans, He had this mould. Then He poured sugar,spice and everything nice and created Eve. Then, He needed to create her counterpart, but He was too lazy to make another mould. So He decompressed the breast part on the mould and rolled a lil stick between the legs. Then He added leftovers from his dinner last night and created Adam.
but then, he forgot to remove the nipples.
but then, he forgot to remove the nipples.
