1)chubby
2)rotund
3)fat
4)obese
5)GOD DAMN!
Now, my dear old teacher who teaches a subject that has to do with health, his name starts with an M, (no prizes guessin who) is a fanatic about yoga, body jamming or aerobics etc. He claims that these forms of exercise are ten times better than playing sports.

Sir, I wonder if you qualify for a category 6?