You know what is NS?
It means 'Najis Sucks'.
Screw.
Why am I the lucky one?
Because fuck, Najis sucks.

*In fact, NS is a useless National Service program introduced in Malaysia, the penis of Asia. It offers a 3 month jailing program for certain randomly(God chooses it) chosen victims from form 5 of our secondary school. Every year there MUST be deaths and rape cases in this program. Great, now I'm risking myself.
*Najis refers to Najib, a man of controversy.
*Najis refers to Najib, a man of controversy.