The Whole Galaxy in My House

So today was the second last day of our school.

I have been very fortunate to hear James' cello performance. Well it was just him playing randomly, but it's so damn nice! I never thought that I, along with other friends (Peter, Ian, Tjia Hwei, James Yap, Jonathan, Yin Bin) could hear his live performance! And we're just beside of him when he played, not like a concert that we sit 20 metres from him.

And this is how skilled he is (look at TJ's PWNED face):

PWNED.

Why have thee forsaken ghee? Roti Canai.

I just realised....

SPM is in 12 days. We will be graduating in 1 day. I have to go shit in 3 minutes.


Fuck life. There is always not enough time.

The Brickmaker Did A Fine Job Making Bricks, Until Technology Came Along

I don't get why kids these days have the tendency to have stupid dreams, like starting up a business RIGHT AFTER high school or college.

Things to note(Based on elementary level logic) :
1) To start a business, you need CAPITAL. REMEMBER THOSE WORDS. MONEY IS ESSENTIAL.
2) The only way a kid can have capital is to have parents willing to give them the money to start the business, or they would have to loan money from the bank.
3) To loan money from the bank, you will need to mortgage something. No, dumbo, not that shitty car you got for Thanksgiving. You'll only be allowed to mortgage property, something that stays in it's place, and doesn't lose value as fast as a car.
4) So what now, mortgage the house YOUR PARENTS OWN?
5) Not feeling really smart anymore eh?

No money, no talk.

I Got 3408 Unread E-Mails in My Gmail Inbox

These few days have been terribly, horribly HOT.

I feel like... some sponge soaked with water got squeezed hard- yes, sweat everywhere, never-ending,

This is why I got 're qi' today.

Such miserable weather can only be found in Malaysia. Sigh.

When I was a kid.

P.S: Why are there 'Holy Shits'?

Because there are Holy Meals!

The Purple Penguin of Pluto

I have never understood why one man has a hotline 24/7 to God(and a group of people who helps him write Orders down for him to 'approve'), that allows him to amend any rules in this whole religion business.

Judge for yourself. That grin on that face.

Akta Kasih Sayang

Is she a nominee for vice president of the United States?


Looks too sexy for a vice-president.
Maybe thats why McCain chose her (Sigmund Freud's seduction theory) to buy votes
She must be very patriotic.
No wonder she had spent US$ 150 grand for this beautiful dress(flag)

Don't cut yourself with a carrot.

This,my dear readers, is a fine example of what China needs to improve on.
Taken during my trip to Beijing last year. Found outside this fast food restaurant. *shakes head*

Laws Without Morals Are Useless

Found this interesting picture regarding that missing PI, P. Balasubramaniam.

Najib Da Man.

DATUK Lee Young

Read Kenny Sia's new post: DATUKSHIP for JESSICA ALBA!

Lol.

I never knew that Jessica Alba actually went SARAWAK to film a movie before. More amazingly, the movie has a number of SEX SCENES. So non-Malaysian-ish hor? ahhahaha.

ANYWAY, there's a photo of Jessica Alba which... LOOKS LIKE PN.TANG, our school's Bio teacher who came from East Malaysia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But everyone must admit that Pn.Tang is no match for the ever sexy JESSICA ALBA.

LMAO!

Textual Porn is the Best Form of Pornography

Hmm, how's ya holidays guys?

Must be quite boring.

Oh my God, my weight is still the same! Still so much fat. Shyt. (Michael's workout plan is useless, it'll bring you backache bodyache. And the more you exercises in his way, the fatter you become. He's a perfect example)

By the way, this is a dark commedy by me: The Bee'En Animal Farm Parody
And, have you ever wondered if you become a BLACK HOLE? yes, the scarry thing, the HOLE.

Anyway, here's a clever girl's goofy look:

I was watching her talk when the video paused- and this is what I saw, lol.

Call. Break. It. Off.

We need to celebrate this beautiful word,

F U C K

It is used so often to express what we think or feel, this word just rocks.



But maybe the word isn't as hot as Sandra Bernhard.

I Forced Myself to Believe It, and I Believed! Heehee.

This cat is so cute & funny, really! Hahahaa. Must watch! The NINJA cat.



She's a pro hunter! Watch out!

Do you have a prom date?

I miss RPK. As simple as that.

He is,perhaps, one of the few bloggers i really admire and respect. No one, especially him, deserves ISA.

If by telling the truth means punishment, then we are all big fat liars.

Church with Bose Speakers Everywhere

"There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers."
- Richard Feynman

Cool.

 

*Kee please get your dog's pic asap. lol.

The complete baffling sterility of existence

This is gonna be a short post.

I don't know if you know, but there's this language called Swahili.

And did you know?

Malaya means Whore in Swahili.

So that means, Malayan Union was actually Whore Union? Wow.

* Kee here. Decided to do some research. From this article I gathered that “Malaya" in Swahili means first, "outcast" and second "prostitute", but overall meant trash.

ZOOOOOOO Negara - 4

When you go to the zoo......

The animals appear to be afraid of you. They literally shit when they see you.

Tahi Suci

Obama or McCain?
I am more concerned about Ku Li or Najib

ZOOOOOOO Negara - 3

When you go to the zoo....

You see kangaroos like this.

Con Te Partiro...

We just got back our form 5 graduation photo today.

There are some real pwning parts in the photos... (ESPECIALLY our sister's [pun intended] expression...)

Try enlarge it and see the pwning parts, haha.

*FYI, Chew Tjia Hwei is from 5S4 and he DOES NOT F***ING DESERVE TO BE IN OUR PHOTO! LOL.

ZOOOOOOO Negara - 2

When you go to the zoo....

You can see birds like this.

ZOOOOOOO Negara - 1

When you go to the zoo........

You see stuff like this.

More to come :
Kangaroos
Birds whose species name I cannot even remember
Cows
Deers
Apes
Lions
Tigers
Camels
Reptiles
Bears
The most tulan pony ever

Je Ne Sais Quoi

How you feel about smokers?

I seriously hate those who smoke in public, in front of people, especially in front of ME. Farking smelly, man!

Today we went to Ipoh chicken rice again. Ah ya, so long haven't been there! The first sight I seen after walking up the stairs is a (very) fat ass (or pussy?), form 3 I think, holding a cigar, smoking.

Straightly I think (while looking at him): "Fuck you."

He's worse than this.

The Vice Presidential Debate That Determined Nothing Of What Both Candidates Stood For

No, this is not an alien child, this is a rare skin disorder. I stress the word 'RARE'.(So don't give up on making babies.)

Makes you wonder why would God allow....OOPS, never mind, apparently this is a blessing in disguise.

* 100th post. Yay.

Pigs Can Fly!

Straining yourself studying?

Well, I noticed that some really do so.

Anyway, I found out that studying can be fun too. Especially when you're creative enough to make study interesting.

Here I managed to change some part the subject we stereotype as 'boring' into something funny.

Surely, a British is a white king...

He sure very bu shuang.

I forgotten to draw her tits.

His father?

Japanese armies forcing a Geisha to strip. (Look at the one in the background)

Behold! This is Her Majesty's 24K gold toy.

Funny? One last laugh:

You got conned. I got pawned.

You know you wasted 10 bucks on a DVD when the quality is sucky.

But what's worse than getting crap-quality DVD's? Crap-quality subtitles.

I mean, it is frustratingly annoying when the subtitles are totally off. Not as in subtitles with wrong timing, but as in TOTALLY WRONG subtitles.

Example, my Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith.

It came from China, so the subtitles are translated from the Chinese subtitles. Weird right?

When the words: Star Wars 3: Revenge of The Sith appeared, subtitles showed:

Star War Three. Backstroke of the West.

WTF?

And you can see Obi-Wan saying something like:

He big in nothing, important in good elephant.

And for the grand finale, when Anakin turned Darth Vader found out that Padme had died, he shouted: NOOOOOOoooo....

so in chinese, No translates loosely to Bu Yao. Then translated back to english....

DO NOT WANTT!!!!

DO NOT WANT!!! go figure.

I'm NOT Watching PORN!!! Do You Believe?

Have you wasted your wonderful holidays?

No I don't. Although I've never touched even a single page of my glorious textbook, but I used my time doing something meaningful. Blogging is meaningful, mind you.

Anyway, I consider eating, showering, brushing teeth and sleeping as wasting time. They waste up a lot of time, depriving your precious life second by seconds.

While eating, you have both of your hands using, so you can't do anything but to stare at your parents wondering why they don't give you more freedom.

When showering, you have yourself naked and wet. Again, you can't do anything but to molest your smooth ass or huge dick (for girls, beautiful breasts).

While brushing your teeth, you're left with one hand. But what can you do? You can't even clap your hands. But you may be enjoying yourself by masturbating.

When sleeping, you can only dream things rather than fulfilling it. You may fantasize your hot friend as your sex partner or become a billionaire who sells condoms. When awake, you're nothing.

But, I find it possible to do things when you're getting faeces out of your ass. One of the reasons is because both of your hands are free. Since you only use your butt muscles to pressure the shit out from the small "aperture"; and according to physics law the more force you apply over the same area, namely your majestic hole, the higher the pressure. So beware of ripping both sides of your "organ for sitting" apart. Whiling doing my business, I even bring in my laptop, perhaps to chat with you. If you're diligent enough, you may smell the wonderful fragrance (or, chemicals).

So, don't waste your time.

Ah yeah, this shit.

Mamma Mia!!!

HOLA!

I'm now at Delicious, Bangsar Village II.

Let me jot down several interesting experiences...

MAMMA MIA!!!!! WONDERFUL, OMG!!!!!

I fell like watching it again haha.

Oh ya, I'm using Windows Live Writer to post this entry.

Not bad though, I think it's the ONLY Windows product that is worth recommending to you guys. Others all sucks.

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?"

Cool.

We Keep It Short Members during July.

Sorry Ian, you're not there yet at that time. Haha.

Blatant Disregard For Retarded Beings

After the initial euphoria of September 16, and everyone thought something like this might have happened :

Burn to the ground.

We are instead probably feeling like this right now :

Some people can be sad and yet look so hot. =/