Ahha

Some people just don't know how to smile.

Why so serious?

That's better

The Giant Man-eating Unicorn That Nobody Had Ever Seen

We're not dead, we're just lazy.

Sex, the breakfast of champions.

FIRST NIGHT RACE HERE I COME!

Birthday Shoutout

...to one of our dear blogger, Ian Beh. Have a nice 17th Birthday.

The Chocolate Decided It Was Time To Kill The Banana

I've finally gotten my hands on a Malaysiakini account, Malaysia's alternative source for news.



I was touched by Ian's deed of sharing his account with me before I registered for one.
So, I shall be sharing my account as well.
Just message me through MSN or Email(kenshinkenji@msn.com), identify yourself(only people I know personally, sorry), and you will be able to gain full access to Malaysiakini.

Li Chung, L-Y, Xian Tze, and Sakai will definitely be sharing this account with me if they wish to do so. Just drop me a message.

=D

The smell of seawater lingers in your pubic.

Justice be done.

The soulful words of Kamen Rider V3.

Welcome back Teresa Kok. FYI, she was released today at around 3.15pm.

Kickdefella blogger still detained. Poor guy, he got low blood sugar level. Bad bad ISA.

Hmm...ISA seems to be pretty busy now huh? Ikut Suka Aku go tangkap orang.

Hospital Food Is Nice

~X.T.~ /in

Now I, don't usually do politics, but our beloved country's current state of affairs has even had me interested...

And this parody, about the downfall of 'bee en', has managed to get me to laugh my head off, pick it up, and laugh it off again....

It parodies Hitler’s downfall in the movie Der Untergang.

Nuff said... WATCH IT!!!



(I do hope a video can take the place of a pic...if not tell me and I'll find one)

~X.T.~ /out

31?

Let me use pictures to describe our political situation now.

The frogs are ready for a jump. (look at that cute mouse!)

They spring out,

jump,

And land

in their new pool.

The Blue Bucket Was Left Upside Down

In light of all the serious issues going on in Malaysian politics, I thought I should post this :

If you're wondering why there's no taskbar and question the authenticity of this picture, please know that there is an option in windows to auto-hide the taskbar.

* Just so the readers know, Anwar called for a press conference at 2pm just now, Malaysiakini reports :
Anwar: We've now the required numbers
Sep 16, 08 2:40pm
BREAKING NEWS! He insisted he has in excess of 31 government defectors and call on Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi not to implement emergency rule during the takeover.
* Anwar confirms no government takeover, also pleads that Abdullah do not declare emergency. Abdullah in turn says he will not meet Anwar unless Anwar makes public the list of MPs crossing over. As if anyone would fall for that, these MPs would be arrested!
Press statement here in BM.

Rainbow Party. Lolz.

So 16th September. I thought it would never come. It's like that song...'wake me up when september ends'. tsk tsk.

I was expecting, like when i wake up, there would be some sort of political turmoil.

nope.na-da.nil.negative.

tad disappointing if you ask me.

Anwar said he'll form a new government and he'll have more 'ammo' because some Barisan MP's are like, 'jumping ship'.

Ok to be honest, i'm not exactly thrilled with this. Not that i'm painting myself as an anti-Anwar dude, but can one man really change Malaysia? I am still quite darn skeptical about this. Besides, he does gay sex. *shudder*

But, when i ferverntly flipped through today's Star, Nope, nothing much going on. Badawi is still going on with his: 'Don't make anymore trouble or racial harmony will fail' , Najib smiling like the idiot he is, Anwar said his plans for 16th Sept will be delayed/postponed. Raja Petra and Teresa Kok still detained under ISA. A boy fell into a pot of hot BEEF curry. (i am not bullshitting, go read the newspaper, dam farny la).



Oh if you care, our Kementerian Pelajaran just announced that our SPM Moral paper will be delayed half an hour.

.....what good will that be? Lame asses.

WHO WILL BE OUR NEXT LEADER?

*psst...just a side note. Why did i call this post Rainbow Party? According to Wiki...

A rainbow party is purportedly a group sex event involving oral sex and the subject of an urban legend. At these parties, said to be increasingly popular among adolescents, girls wearing various shades of lipstick supposedly take turns fellating boys in sequence, leaving behind a "rainbow" of colors on their penises.

dream on la dudes, no such thing will happen here. Credits to Suping.

“Unity to be real must stand the severest strain without breaking”

The above is what Mahatma Gandhi said.
What kind of unity is Malaysia striving for?
Racial Unity?
What is all that talk about Malays losing political power?
What is Malay unity?

To answer these, we must take a look back at an article written by RPK.

I found these parts rather interesting :

So what’s all this ‘the Malays are now not united and we need to find ways to reunite the Malays’ talk? It is utter bullshit, a campaign of misinformation to frighten the Malays into thinking that in the past they were never as split as they are now and, therefore, they need to come back to Umno and reunite under Umno or else the future of the Malays would be bleak. Actually this is not true one bit.

What happened in the 8 March 2008 general election is this. The Malays have ALWAYS been ‘split’ or ‘disunited’, to echo Umno’s choice of words. Half the Malays normally vote for Umno and the other half for the opposition. This has more or less always been so and was also so in the recent general election.

No, the Malays are not NOW spilt (they always were split 50:50 from before). No, the Malays have NOT lost political power (there are 122 Malay Members of Parliament now, higher than before).

122 MPs out of the 222 Member of Parliaments. They still hold the majority of seats. Why fear that their representation will be eroded?

This, on the other hand, is not representation.

Damn

*This post is insired by Peter's entry

Here's a fictitious story of a government party in crisis of being usurped by the opposition:

God damn. We're losing our ground. We're losing our stand. We're turning into opposition! This is a real danger! Our plans will be discovered, party members will be prosecuted, and they'll use the International Space Agency(ISA) against us. This must be prevented at all cost- no matter what. We must retain our power to save our lives.

We've discussed for long. We've derived out a plot and it'll be used. And hell, it's working- people enraged, news reported, emotions flared. We've succeeded in the first step.

The next move will be creating more problems. Racial talks, price hike, baseless assaults are to be made to further install hatred among society, for emotion is the oppressor of rationale.

Everything has its limits. It'll soon explode, like a bomb reaching ground zero- BOMB! The people bring it up the street, riots will happen, uncontrollable. Then we'll interfere- with our ABSOLUTE powers. We want absolute control. We're totalitarian. We're control-freaks. We know that we're heading towards the right path. As long if the country is stirred up, here we have the power. Emergency rules are set, militant government is formed. There'll be no mercy in wiping off our enemies- whoever we perceive as enemies.

And we win. We have the power. We continue our avaricious scheme. We continue to share big bucks from our taxpayers' money. We live in heaven they live in hell. We love realpolitics. Politics should be like this. It should be based on reality. We just love to be real, true. So it is. Paradise for us. 72 is our number.

We can't help but smile when we see this photo. Our plot is working and our goal is reaching. Happy? Definitely.

“Oppressed people cannot remain oppressed forever.”

Those are the words of Martin Luther King Jr.

As you all know, candle vigils are being held for the victims of ISA.

Also, the Sin Chew reporter has been released. Malaysiakini reports it here in BM.

Back!

Our Home Minister, Syed Hamid Albar who has control over ISA arrests(who did not fail to mention that it was the police and not him who made the arrests *roll eyes*), has stated the reasons RPK, Tan and Teresa Kok were detained. Aisehman takes a look at his reasons over here and gives him a proper whacking. Syed Hamid Albar also did not forget to give the media a stern warning. Finally, he tells us no more arrests would be made.

We all know why Syed Hamid Albar detained the reporter. Strike fear on the media and they will keep tight-lipped. Also, after his embarrassing interview with BBC Hard Talk, there is no wonder why he has so much resentment for the media.

If I don't show up in school on Monday, you know why la.

Before I get off, here's a message from RPK's wife.

Steamed Dick to Explore Space

Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri 1960 by the International Space Agency (ISA)- that's what I wrote in my moral paper. It's an act- space exploration act to send randomly selected famous people to the universe for wonderful and exhilarating journies (including ass rape).

A second astronaut (or space traveller) has been sent to a mysterious section of the Milky Way in less than 8 hours time. Tan Hoon Cheng, literally translated as "Orange clear cloud", was sent to a nebula at 8:30 pm just now, straight from her house. I hope that she has a safe journey.

Earlier, RPK was sent to another mysterious corner in the universe, sponsored by our generous government. Surely, the International Space Agency sees great potential in this person to be an astronaut, due to his outspoken nature.

Recently the government has been planning to send more people to outer space, as to explore and develop our nation. We are truly greatful to the generousity made by our government. Think of the cost they need to pay!

God bless the International Space Agency.

Note-worthy links :
RPK arrest(In BM)
RPK arrest(In English)
Sin Chew Reporter Arrest(In BM)
Sin Chew Reporter Arrest(In English)
Veteran Polician Lim Kit Siang's view on the matters
RPK's website
Sign this petition for justice
Sin Chew reports on the Arrest
Teresa Kok, MP from Opposition Party DAP, Arrested under ISA

Don't Forget Honey Star

Do you know what SMS has been circling among the Malays in Malaysia, they who make up the majority?

Sebarkan: BN: 140 Kerusi (MP Islam - 89 kerusi; MP bukan Islam - 51) Pakatan: 82 kerusi (MP Islam - 43 kerusi; MP bukan Islam - 39). Katalah jadi 30 yg lompat, semua bukan Islam, maka kerusi Pakatan 43 MP Islam & 69 MP bukan Islam..jika 30 yg lompat, 5 Islam 25 bukan, maka Pakatan jadi 48 MP Islam & 64 bukan Islam..jika inilah yg Anwar kehendaki, maka dia akan memusnah Islam & Melayu di M'sia..kita berdoa agar ia hanya impian kosong & Allah lindungi BN.

The SMS advocates Malay/Muslim rights, their thoughts are that they need adequate representation in the parliament because they are the majority, thus the resentment for Anwar.

Ahmad Ismail says he represents the view of the majority Malays.
He made it clear in his press statement that the Chinese should not be like the Jews in America. Whatever that means!


So much for a Malaysian Malaysia. Dream on, Kit Siang!

Chocolate Bar VS Milk

Yes.

The battle between Evil and Evil.

The battle between the Black and the White. (no racism intended here)

The battle between Democrats and Republicans.

The end is near, who will emerge Champion? Who will lead The United States of America to full glory?

Wait, i said evil and evil right? So i'm guessin not much hope, just like Malaysia. Seriously, look around you, the so-called 'racial harmony' our ancestors built and established so long ago is crumbling down right in front of our eyes.

In US, democrats and republicans are like fighting to gore each others eye out. It's brutal. First, they made fun of Obama, illustrating him in a turban. Then came the Palin family scandal.

HAVE YOU NOTICED? POLITICS IS GETTING DIRTIER BY THE SECOND!

Good Luck in your exams, don't let current politics frighten you into hiding.

Kokocrunch makes me high.

So i came back from school, yes, on a saturday. Wasted my bloody entire morning there.

I flipped open the first page of The Star, and THIS is what i saw:

NS graduates to be roped into Rakan Cop programme

About 100,000 youths who went for the national service (NS) training are expected to

 join the Rakan Cop community policing programme every year.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said that the participation of the NS trainees in the Rakan Cop scheme would help police to tackle crime in their neighbourhoods.

“The youths have already been properly trained in the national service, and are equipped with a high level of patriotic spirit and discipline.

“They can easily play their role as volunteers in the Rakan Cop programme,” he told reporters after launching the Rakan Cop programme for NS trainees at Titiwangsa Stadium yesterday.

Najib said trainees would have no problem carrying out their duties as Rakan Cop volunteers, adding that they could alert the police and give details about crimes in their housing areas.

i kena WTF-ed kau kau. 

As if NS wasn't bad enough, now the Gov wants us NS sad-sacks to join some teenage police gang? WHAT DO THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO? POWER RANGERS?

aku penyerta NS yang maha hebat!

Backing Up The Corrupted Man

So a friend of mine sent me a class photo of his.
Why if it wasn't our brothers from south, CHS Singapore.

Rumours have been rife that CHS Singapore is abundant with gays, a closer look at this photo will tell you why.
Anyone would utter those innocent words 'gay!' when they first see the photo.
For the obvious reasons, high school students wear shorts?
I bet our brothers from south also damn tulan.

What say you?

* Don't expect any updates from us in the coming weeks, examination trials, our future, our bloody future.

He Refuse To Say Sorry

You know when your parents always ask you to drink lots of water,
your pian pian(pee) must be white only considered healthy?
And we never seem to understand the logic?
Because when it's white it kinda means you're just peeing out what you've drank, but when it's yellow you actually feel that, yeah, this is it, getting rid of all this horrid yellow toxins.

I finally took up the task to do a little searching and got this.
To me, the best answer is :
Basically the yellow is the toxins being flushed out of your body. White just means the toxins are highly diluted. If your urine is very dark, and has a bad odour, it is quite possible you are becoming dehydrated. Unusual-coloured urine (black, dark orange, or brown, for example) can be a sign of serious medical problems. Some other colours could be the result from pigments in the diet.

You definitely do not want your urine to be this colour.

Lala and Lolipop

I just read James' new post regarding some Chinese slut (perhaps) that phoned him, and, trying to lure him.(Lol)

So, his conclusion, is to use ENGLISH in reply, as Chinese chickens don't know english, unlike Philippino chickens.

If any Chinese Chicken call me, I will use the following methods:
1. Crap some Indian words out.
2. Reply in Chinese, with strong accent, then say "I'm a gigolo!" and hang up.
3. Cope and answer her accordingly, sound interested, then end up fooling her around.
4. Say "Fuck you"(or "I love you babe") and hang up.

Whatever the methods, just remember to not give out any of your information when you receive such calls.

And the best way to deal with it is to fool and pwn her as hard as you can.

Roasted.

Them Government Will Pay Better

Let me just put it simply,
The Avril Lavigne Concert was a blast. Avril was just great on stage.

One of the Avril Lavigne Malaysian fansite member has blogged about it here and also an article about the concert can be read in our local newspaper, The Star here.

Pictures?
Here!

I'm more interested in the people that are too sexy for me.
Guess what time they came to protest?

Why, 2pm, 7 hours before the concert of course!


Guess where did I get these pictures?

I got it from the political party, PAS's newspaper, Harakah.The article was about them being shoved around by the police during their protests.
For the first time, I actually appreciate our police force.


Guess who is the man below?

Wilayah PAS Youth Chief Kamaruzzaman you're-too-fucking-sexy-for-me Mohammad!

These turban-wearing-wannabe-Arabs actually took precious time in which they could use to think up of new policies to push forward in Parliament, to protest a concert.
If a concert can destroy the minds of the young, dear PAS Youth fuckers, I wonder if listening to one of your ceramahs(talks) will render me instant retarding of the brain.

This is for you fuckers!