Kokocrunch makes me high.

So i came back from school, yes, on a saturday. Wasted my bloody entire morning there.

I flipped open the first page of The Star, and THIS is what i saw:

NS graduates to be roped into Rakan Cop programme

About 100,000 youths who went for the national service (NS) training are expected to

 join the Rakan Cop community policing programme every year.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak said that the participation of the NS trainees in the Rakan Cop scheme would help police to tackle crime in their neighbourhoods.

“The youths have already been properly trained in the national service, and are equipped with a high level of patriotic spirit and discipline.

“They can easily play their role as volunteers in the Rakan Cop programme,” he told reporters after launching the Rakan Cop programme for NS trainees at Titiwangsa Stadium yesterday.

Najib said trainees would have no problem carrying out their duties as Rakan Cop volunteers, adding that they could alert the police and give details about crimes in their housing areas.

i kena WTF-ed kau kau. 

As if NS wasn't bad enough, now the Gov wants us NS sad-sacks to join some teenage police gang? WHAT DO THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO? POWER RANGERS?

aku penyerta NS yang maha hebat!

Backing Up The Corrupted Man

So a friend of mine sent me a class photo of his.
Why if it wasn't our brothers from south, CHS Singapore.

Rumours have been rife that CHS Singapore is abundant with gays, a closer look at this photo will tell you why.
Anyone would utter those innocent words 'gay!' when they first see the photo.
For the obvious reasons, high school students wear shorts?
I bet our brothers from south also damn tulan.

What say you?

* Don't expect any updates from us in the coming weeks, examination trials, our future, our bloody future.

He Refuse To Say Sorry

You know when your parents always ask you to drink lots of water,
your pian pian(pee) must be white only considered healthy?
And we never seem to understand the logic?
Because when it's white it kinda means you're just peeing out what you've drank, but when it's yellow you actually feel that, yeah, this is it, getting rid of all this horrid yellow toxins.

I finally took up the task to do a little searching and got this.
To me, the best answer is :
Basically the yellow is the toxins being flushed out of your body. White just means the toxins are highly diluted. If your urine is very dark, and has a bad odour, it is quite possible you are becoming dehydrated. Unusual-coloured urine (black, dark orange, or brown, for example) can be a sign of serious medical problems. Some other colours could be the result from pigments in the diet.

You definitely do not want your urine to be this colour.

Lala and Lolipop

I just read James' new post regarding some Chinese slut (perhaps) that phoned him, and, trying to lure him.(Lol)

So, his conclusion, is to use ENGLISH in reply, as Chinese chickens don't know english, unlike Philippino chickens.

If any Chinese Chicken call me, I will use the following methods:
1. Crap some Indian words out.
2. Reply in Chinese, with strong accent, then say "I'm a gigolo!" and hang up.
3. Cope and answer her accordingly, sound interested, then end up fooling her around.
4. Say "Fuck you"(or "I love you babe") and hang up.

Whatever the methods, just remember to not give out any of your information when you receive such calls.

And the best way to deal with it is to fool and pwn her as hard as you can.

Roasted.

Them Government Will Pay Better

Let me just put it simply,
The Avril Lavigne Concert was a blast. Avril was just great on stage.

One of the Avril Lavigne Malaysian fansite member has blogged about it here and also an article about the concert can be read in our local newspaper, The Star here.

Pictures?
Here!

I'm more interested in the people that are too sexy for me.
Guess what time they came to protest?

Why, 2pm, 7 hours before the concert of course!


Guess where did I get these pictures?

I got it from the political party, PAS's newspaper, Harakah.The article was about them being shoved around by the police during their protests.
For the first time, I actually appreciate our police force.


Guess who is the man below?

Wilayah PAS Youth Chief Kamaruzzaman you're-too-fucking-sexy-for-me Mohammad!

These turban-wearing-wannabe-Arabs actually took precious time in which they could use to think up of new policies to push forward in Parliament, to protest a concert.
If a concert can destroy the minds of the young, dear PAS Youth fuckers, I wonder if listening to one of your ceramahs(talks) will render me instant retarding of the brain.

This is for you fuckers!